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post #691 of 718
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Originally Posted by origenesprit View Post
New Moon was definitely one of the worst films I've ever seen. Probably the worst. Even the teenage girls who went to see it couldn't help but laugh at how bad it was.

'Tis what I heard as well.

One of my female roommates went to see it with her younger cousin, she said it was possibly the worst movie she had ever paid money to see.
post #692 of 718
I think Roger Ebert said it best when he said that ""The Twilight Saga: New Moon" takes the tepid achievement of "Twilight" (2008), guts it, and leaves it for undead. ". New Moon is even worse than the first movie. I can't believe people actually enjoy it.
post #693 of 718
Movie which answer original question of this topic is Brown Bunny, Chloë Sevigny lip the penis of Vincent Gallo!
post #694 of 718
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Originally Posted by Tyto View Post
Crash--avoid it, despite the win. A movie with "deep statement" pretensions that ultimately falls flat from ham-handed writing and acting and a parade of two-dimensional characters. Almost as bad as Falling Down.
So true. The characters were like caricatures of stereotypes...CARICATURES OF STEREOTYPES. Can you imagine? The racism that people need to watch out for is the subtle prejudice that we all have, not the gun-toting fuck people who aren't the exact same race as me kind. It just came across as preachy, not particularly poignant or moving in any way, except in my stomach when I wanted to throw up after seeing the bizarre dei ex machina of the blank ammo and the car accident. Add to the list: Confessions of a Shopaholic and Total Recall. I don't care what you say about Total Recall: That is all.
post #695 of 718
I would put "Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls" up against anything as the worst movie ever made. I'm not sure that there was anything good about it except that it ended. Wow, what a terrible movie.
post #696 of 718
The worst movie that I've seen was a film called Ankle Biters about midget vampires. My roommates and I found it at a local Blockbuster in college and figured that we'd give it a shot. They must have shot the film with handheld video cameras from Wal-Mart because as the actors got farther away the volume of their voices went down. Truly a terrible movie.
post #697 of 718
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That movie was so depressingly awful I wanted to shoot myself in the face halfway through it. I ended up turning it off when it was obvious it was not going to get better.

As a general rule, if you find yourself waiting for something (movie, tv show, cd, book, etc.) to get better, it almost never does.

If the people who made it had anything worthwhile, they would have put it up front.
post #698 of 718
I recently watched the Dardenne brothers' 2005 Palme d'Or recipient L'enfant. What a disappointment. I don't follow Cannes—or any other "authority"—but I cannot believe this film was not laughed out of the competition.
post #699 of 718
"Knocked Up" was awful. Had to turn it off. It was a big PSA wrapped in unfunny.
post #700 of 718
Semi-related to ^^^^^^, traded w/the g/f watching "The Ugly Truth" and "My Sister's Keeper" for "Terminator Salavation", "The Bank Job", and "The Taking of Pelham 123" this weekend.

When TUT was finished, I said, "Well, that's an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back." It may have seemed worse than it was in reality because I kept thinking to myself that I couldn't believe King Leonidas had been reduced to this....
post #701 of 718
"Ninja Assassin" was a huge waste of time. Freakin' ninja revealed himself..no wonder the other ninjas wanted to revoke his ninja pass and whoop his ass.
post #702 of 718
"IQ" with Meg Ryan playing Albert Einstein's daughter.
post #703 of 718
Paranormal Activity sucked hardcore, but there's a thread dedicate to that. Watched "Funny People" 2 weeks ago, there was about 2 or 3 laughes, but they do not, in any way, compensate for the 2 hour agony from watching that boring/semi-depressing crap.
post #704 of 718
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Watched "Funny People" 2 weeks ago, there was about 2 or 3 laughes, but they do not, in any way, compensate for the 2 hour agony from watching that boring/semi-depressing crap.

+awful

Really bad film. I've enjoyed several of Sandler's comedies. They aren't masterpieces but can be entertaining (talking about his work since Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison). This was an absolute piece of trash and I wish Apatow would just stop appearing in/making movies.

Surrogates was another piece of garbage. Bruce Willis should hang it up.
post #705 of 718
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"Ninja Assassin" was a huge waste of time. Freakin' ninja revealed himself..no wonder the other ninjas wanted to revoke his ninja pass and whoop his ass.

Ninja assassin is awesome especially the fight scenes, it was well done. It's a guy guy movie. So much blood. It feel like playing ninja gaiden for the xbox when I watched that movie.
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