Top 7 worst (theatrical release) movies of the past 20 years according to Tokyo Slim:
7: Car 54: Where Are You? - IIRC it marks the big screen debut of Rosie O'Donnel. Nuff Said.
6: Dungeons And Dragons - When the LEAST annoying person in the movie is Marlon Wayans, you are in trouble.
5: Highlander 4: Endgame - When the star of the television show and the star of the movie team up to fight.... whoever, crap happens, and nobody cares.
4: Godzilla - Hank Azaria pissing himself is the highlight, Jean Reno plays... tough french guy who shoots guns, Puff Daddy raping Led Zepplin is the lowlight.
3: Rocky V - When the student turned enemy is named Tommy "The Machine" Gunn, and the climax of the movie is a 4 minute boring grapple fest of a street fight between a 50 year old Sly Stallone and a 'roid enraged ex-boxer with HIV, your movie is going to suck. Sorry.
2: Tie - The Blair Witch Project & Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2:
First off, the first movie sucked, the only thing it had going for it was that a lot of dumb people thought it was real and the thought that it was real freaked them out. After it came out that it wasn't "real", the sequel was pointless. It wasn't even a good horror movie. Suck.
1: Battlefield Earth - Can a movie REALLY be much worse than this? Seriously. I've sat through some crap in my life, as a matter of fact, I've seen movies "technically" worse than those on this list, but those movies generally have some redeeming qualities, like lots of gratuitous nudity, or excessive gore, or Christopher Walken. The movies on this list have NOTHING GOING FOR THEM, and Battlefield Earth is the movie that most completely and accurately sums up in my mind, the word "crap".