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post #271 of 718
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
But was it better than the Dolph Lundgren "Punisher" movie? I think it was, by a small margin. Since the Dolph Lundgren movie really had absolutely NOTHING to do with The Punisher.


Captain America makes the Punisher look like Citizen Kane.

koji
post #272 of 718
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Originally Posted by Thracozaag
Captain America makes the Punisher look like Citizen Kane.

koji
Haha, featuring JD Salinger's kid, and an inexplicably Italian Red Skull. Classic.
post #273 of 718
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Originally Posted by m@T
Just watched Troy on HBO. Blow side of center.
"He killed my... cousin!"
post #274 of 718
Worst movies ever...

House of the Dead

and if you didn't get enough of that...

Alone in the Dark

Deep Impact

Hard Rain

War of the Worlds

Ultra Violet

and the worst movie I ever saw in the theatre...

Alexander
post #275 of 718
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Originally Posted by Nick M
Haha, featuring JD Salinger's kid, and an inexplicably Italian Red Skull. Classic.

Just when the "wtf" factor in that movie was already at a stratospheric level, they throw in that in...amazing.

koji
post #276 of 718
The Devil Wears Prada, was insufferable. Soon, I may add the Black Dahlia, to this list . . .
post #277 of 718
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Saw Superman tonight. Mediocre. Came home and caught Waterboy on TV. Never seen it before. Blew a gale.
post #278 of 718
Crank
post #279 of 718
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Originally Posted by aportnoy
King Kong (2005) was the biggest waste of 3+ hours known to mankind. The "Jurassic Park" interlude (and the entire 1.5 hours spent on Skull Island) was ponderous, at best. Jack Black sucked, Adrian Brody was hopelessly miscast and Ms. Watts, however beautiful, couldn't begin to save this flea ridden dog.
didn't even rent the headphones. It was terrible with no sound, but hearing the drivel that passed for dialogue would have been interminable. Also watched every minute "Soul Plane" on TMC, while stuck in a small town overnight. How does crap like that get made? I will watch anything when I am in the mood to vegitate. Usually I feel worse afterwards.
post #280 of 718
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Soon, I may add the Black Dahlia, to this list . . .
How sad, I thought the Black Dahlia was an amazing book, and LA Confidential, a GREAT movie. I was having trouble deciding between Black Dahlia and Jackass 2....I guess I'll be seeing Jackass 2....I hear it has my hero in it, John Waters!
post #281 of 718
The Benchwamers
Miami Vice
Steamboy from the creator of "Akira"
post #282 of 718
Steamboy was pretty good, actually.

koji
post #283 of 718
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Originally Posted by Thracozaag
Steamboy was pretty good, actually.

koji

The pulleys and the levers, steam!? It was bad. How do you go from an epic masterpiece like Akira, One of the most influential works of art of all time arcoss all genres, to hulking Steam driven train machines-It though it was awful.
post #284 of 718
Suburban Commando. No Holds Barred.
post #285 of 718
I dont know if it has been mentioned before, but Deathrace 2000 was so incredibly bad it twisted the movie quality spectrum into a mobius strip and became good. Sylvester Stallone as I think his name was Machine Gun Joe Paterbo and that Carradine freak dressed in leather underwear doing a Waltz. It was set in the future and France was still the enemy.
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