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ITT: Describe what kind of drunk you are

post #1 of 42
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Be as terse or verbose as you desire.

I am a very peculiar drunk. I get buzzed very quickly - within the first two or three beers. Between three and five beers is my happy zone. From five to twelve drinks, I quickly black out or brown out, meaning pieces of the night before disappear from memory the next morning. However, up to about fifteen drinks, I appear relatively sober to all other parties, which is frightening - I say and act in ways I never would sober and do not remember, but I appear sober. This is why I mostly hook up with girls when drunk - zero inhibitions with zero unattractive drunken signals such as word slurring or loss of wit. It is also why I often make a complete idiot of myself, which is kind of funny and not such a bad thing in itself.

I never become violent or depressed while drunk, only extremely outgoing and horny, like most guys. I <3 beer goggles.

Also, in the last few years, anything over 8 drinks in a few hours will result in a hang over. =(

What kind of drunk are you?
post #2 of 42
I'm a pretty boring drunk. Booze generally just makes me tired and I pass out before I say/do embarassing things.
post #3 of 42
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
Be as terse or verbose as you desire.

I am a very peculiar drunk. I get buzzed very quickly - within the first two or three beers. Between three and five beers is my happy zone. From five to twelve drinks, I quickly black out or brown out, meaning pieces of the night before disappear from memory the next morning. However, up to about fifteen drinks, I appear relatively sober to all other parties, which is frightening - I say and act in ways I never would sober and do not remember, but I appear sober. This is why I mostly hook up with girls when drunk - zero inhibitions with zero unattractive drunken signals such as word slurring or loss of wit. It is also why I often make a complete idiot of myself, which is kind of funny and not such a bad thing in itself.

I never become violent or depressed while drunk, only extremely outgoing and horny, like most guys. I <3 beer goggles.

Also, in the last few years, anything over 8 drinks in a few hours will result in a hang over. =(

What kind of drunk are you?

Metro - Doesn't sound too fun. Believe me I've been there. Am now 19 years sober. It can be done if you want to.
post #4 of 42
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Metro - Doesn't sound too fun. Believe me I've been there. Am now 19 years sober. It can be done if you want to.

Hey Jehovah, I don't think he asked for your sermon.
post #5 of 42
You're right. My bad. Keep doing what you're doing.
post #6 of 42
The non-posting kind.
post #7 of 42
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Hey Jehovah, I don't think he asked for your sermon.

4 brief sentences is hardly a sermon.
post #8 of 42
oh, I'm a happy drunk, and I've heard stories from 3rd parties indicate that I'm a CRAZY happy drunk after I blackout.
post #9 of 42
I've never blacked out before. I dont like drinking very much, but when I do I usually stay glued to my chair and listen to music. I've never had any desire to drink in the company of others.
post #10 of 42
I'm a quick drinker. I don't necessarily have the best social skills, which leaves me frequently unoccupied in purely social situations, so I tend to gulp down alcohol like soda. Going up to the bar repeatedly makes me at least appear like I'm doing something.

I have been told by many people that, when drunk, I am a spitty talker.

I don't notice any effects of the alcohol until after about five or six drinks, although this may also have to do with the compressed time frame of my drinking. Beer seems to have a more emotional effect on me, whereas with liqour the effect is purely perceptual until I get the the point where my head is all swimmy.

I have never, not once, passed out because of alcohol (although there were many times I wish I could have.) People have told me I did things I don't remember doing, so I guess I start blacking out memories after 10 or so drinks.

Generally, a great deal of alcohol will make me boorish, agressive, and insulting to others. Even I wonder why I haven't had my wig bashed in a dozen times over.

These days I drink at least two pitchers by myself on both Wednesdays and Thursdays, which is the minimum I need to play pool decently.
post #11 of 42
I'll have some Vodka Martinis every now and again, but I never turn into some Lou Ferigno/Corky sounding douchebag like so many others do. How elitist, I know. Can't stand drunks who want to tell you some slurred, rambling, incoherent story, unaware of voice volume - fully believing they're the most interesting person in the world. I guess that makes me a drunk who doesn't much care for drunks.
post #12 of 42
I'm the most interesting drunk in the world.
post #13 of 42
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I'm a pretty boring drunk. Booze generally just makes me tired and I pass out before I say/do embarassing things.
Just so you know, passing out due to booze is actually quite embarassing.
post #14 of 42
Generally I'm a lovey drunk, much to the dismay of my GF. I get tanked I just want to love and make out. Unless I'm drinking Vodka, then I become a jerk.

I stopped drinking dark liquor & Rum, too much of a head ache and general crappy feeling the next day.
post #15 of 42
Now, I'm mostly a quiet, reflective drunk who will still not hesitate to fight if I feel wronged. Thankfully it rarely comes to that.
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