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Have you eaten, a salad when, roller blading ?

post #1 of 13
6/26/09 at 1:03am
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Today I saw a woman, eating a large, greek salad while, roller blading on, Madison. I was afraid that, the feta will make, her spandex, explode .
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post #2 of 13
6/26/09 at 1:13am
I love fucking, abusing commas.
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post #3 of 13
6/26/09 at 9:15pm
Yes. My life is, complete, when eating a choriatiki (sp?) while, rollerblading down, storm drains.
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post #4 of 13
6/28/09 at 12:22am
I, occasionally speed down, Constitution Ave, while eating, a salad.
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post #5 of 13
6/28/09 at 12:26am
I prefer the gyro, while rolling.
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post #6 of 13
6/28/09 at 12:27am
Once, I heard, from a Highway Patrol Officer, that he had given a ticket, to a man, because the man, was eating a salad, while driving, on the freeway.

He wrote, on the ticket, that the man, had been driving at, 65 miles, per hour, which is the posted, speed limit, but that the safe, speed for driving, was 0, because, he should have, been parked, so, really, he was traveling, at 65 MPH over, the safe, speed.
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post #7 of 13
6/28/09 at 12:37am
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Originally Posted by Threak View Post
Once, I heard, from a Highway Patrol Officer, that he had given a ticket, to a man, because the man, was eating a salad, while driving, on the freeway.

He wrote, on the ticket, that the man, had been driving at, 65 miles, per hour, which is the posted, speed limit, but that the safe, speed for driving, was 0, because, he should have, been parked, so, really, he was traveling, at 65 MPH over, the safe, speed.

But I've seen cops, eating doughnuts, at speed.
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post #8 of 13
6/28/09 at 1:00am
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
But I've seen cops, eating doughnuts, at speed.

The man was, holding, his salad, in one hand, while holding, a fork, in the other.

You only need, one, hand to, eat, a donut. Unless, you hold your coffee, too, to dunk it, in.
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post #9 of 13
6/28/09 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by Threak View Post
The man was, holding, his salad, in one hand, while holding, a fork, in the other.

You only need, one, hand to, eat, a donut. Unless, you hold your coffee, too, to dunk it, in.

I, do.
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post #10 of 13
6/28/09 at 3:21am
You guys, can't use, commas, correctly, I,',ll teach, you.
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post #11 of 13
7/5/09 at 2:17pm
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
I, do.

Do you dunk the, bacon donut ?
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post #12 of 13
7/5/09 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by vaclava krishna View Post
Do you dunk the, bacon donut ?

I dunk it in maple syrup.
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post #13 of 13
7/5/09 at 4:00pm
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
I dunk it in maple syrup.

Please, avoid run, on sentences.
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