after skimming through the comments of what you boys want girls to do, i've come to the conclusion that you guys like your wimmins trashyyyyy or awkwardly prudish (with a few exceptions. nods to the YSL reference, Kipling).
thongs showing? "classy" tramp stamps (as if such a thing exists)? and.. for the love of god, LIGHT BLUE DENIM (not in that haute fashion shade, but more in that shopped at wal-mart shade)??!.. on the flip side... french twist!?! Seriously, you've been watchin' some Big Love haven't you? Having some polygamist fantasies. hehehe
so in conclusion, while you can dress yourselves, i shudder to imagine how you'd dress a woman.