Originally Posted by Mark L.
If all you wore with business attire were brown shoes people would assume you just fell off the wheat truck.
No, you don't understand. This thread is the weekly requisite "Ooooh, look at me! I don't wear black!" (said out loud in a highly falsetto voice, with both hands up by your ears in a flappy kind of motion while high-stepping about).
Be sure to catch next week's version.