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post #16 of 28
6/18/09 at 3:32pm
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=22 that made me laugh
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post #17 of 28
6/18/09 at 4:29pm
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This one lacked subtlety, which made it not as good as the other ones.
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post #18 of 28
6/18/09 at 4:39pm
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Originally Posted by odoreater View Post
This one lacked subtlety, which made it not as good as the other ones.

The first half was good, but then he lost his art. I also thought the same thing about the Jewish sperm one.
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post #19 of 28
6/18/09 at 6:38pm
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Originally Posted by odoreater View Post
This one lacked subtlety, which made it not as good as the other ones.

Yeah it was the sexism that got me laughing.
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post #20 of 28
6/19/09 at 5:51am
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=8 love this one
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post #21 of 28
6/19/09 at 12:05pm
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=23

The comments.
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post #22 of 28
6/19/09 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by PinkPantser View Post

"my associates"

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post #23 of 28
6/19/09 at 12:32pm
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Better than the actual content
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post #24 of 28
6/19/09 at 9:34pm
I don't have this guy's talent, but here's an email exchange I initiated a few years ago during a slow day at work. We had ordered chinese for lunch, and I had grabbed an extra fortune cookie from the break room and found an ad for a local company inside. I checked out their website and sent this email to the President, VP, etc:
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ME: Good afternoon, I just opened my fortune cookie to find an advertisement for your company inside, rather than a fortune. While I am certain that you provide excellent IT solutions, I currently have no need for IT solutions, but was very much looking forward to my fortune after enjoying a tasty Chinese lunch. Perhaps an acceptable solution in the future would be to have your ad on one side of the paper and a fortune on the other. You are all no doubt very busy, but if one of you could please provide me with a fortune I would very much appreciate it, and I will keep your company in mind should I require IT solutions in the future. Have a great day, dcg PS The fortune cookie was delicious.
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LANCE: dcg, 1st let me say I am very happy you enjoyed the fortune cookie. I am not sure you have ever attended a tradeshow before. This is for advertising not because we felt the need to just feed you. I assure you that if you PAY for Chinese food and get fortune cookies you will get a fortune. I find your email actually very disturbing....I appreciate your feedback on how we should advertise and maybe you should focus your energy into working instead of wasting a vendors time with this silly email? I have a fortune for you...ONE WHO WORKS IS ONE WHO MAKES MONEY. Lance
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ME: Lance, Thank you for the quick reply. I can see that the employees of Company XYZ are a hard working, dedicated bunch. Teresa is lucky to have folks like you on her team! I think there may be a mixup here. I am a bit confused by your comment regarding the trade show...I did not receive the fortune cookie at a trade show, but rather with my lunch which was delivered from the local Chinese restaurant, which I can assure you I did pay for. I think perhaps these cookies are not being distributed at the locations which you specified. I can assure you that I do work and make money, but I appreciate your taking the time to give me a fortune. Have a great day Lance, dcg
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LANCE: I am curious why you havent complained to the chinese resturant? Or did they kick you out? I own the company....and stop wasting my time before I turn this over to my lawyer. I think you are an idiot!
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ME: Lance, I'm not sure why you find it necessary to call me an idiot. I think you may be incorrect about owning the company. On the website, it says Teresa is the President, and you are the Vice President. I am assuming she is your wife? I think perhaps you should check with her to see if you really do own this company, or if she is just being polite and telling you that. As far as I know, usually the President is higher up than the Vice President. Maybe there is just a mixup on your website, which would be ironic, given that you are an IT company.
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LANCE: Oh sorry your so right...my stupid!
At this point I ran into one of the IT guys, who mentioned that they had attended a trade show earlier in the day and grabbed a bunch of extra fortune cookies from a vendor display. I felt bad enough not to bother Lance any more. But not bad enough to apologize.
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post #25 of 28
6/21/09 at 6:47pm
Laugh out loud. http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=40 This one I almost died laughing http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=42
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post #26 of 28
6/26/09 at 4:52pm
That was worthy distraction.
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post #27 of 28
6/26/09 at 6:22pm
dcg, that is hysterical. laugh out loud stuff there.
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post #28 of 28
6/26/09 at 7:39pm
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