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Great site, guy finds random craigslist postings, and emails the seller in character... This one is gold: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=28 Starts with:
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Hey, I saw your ad for a '94 Wrangler for barter. I will trade you my whore of a wife for that car. She is a dirty little slut that fucks just about anything that moves. She doesn't really have much to offer, so I figure she is worth about the price of a used 1994 wrangler. I understand if you think she isn't worth it, so I am willing to throw in $200 cash on top of that. If you are looking for a loose whore that will give it up easily, my wife will be well worth the trade. Let me know if you are interested. Does the Wrangler come with a title?
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Will both of you shut the fuck up and stop e-mailing me? Jesus fucking christ man c'mon!
LOL this one is even better.. response for an ad looking for "Jewish Sperm Donors":
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Shalom! My name is Mordecai Davidsteinberg and I saw your ad looking for donors. I would gladly help. I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew. A little bit about myself: I am an avid jew. I only eat kosher food and I regularly visit the synagogue. I assure you that my sperm is 100% Israeli. I look forward to nutting in some hot jewish MILFS! - Mordy
post #2 of 28
i lol'd pretty hard. good find!
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These are funny. As the man above said, good find.
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Originally Posted by Jodum5 View Post

Yeah I liked that one. Started off kinda cliché but ended strong.
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Originally Posted by j View Post

So hard to read this and not burst out laughing at work.
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From Mike Hunt to Shannon ******* Shannon, I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger. From Shannon ******* to Me NO.
ahaha
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Legit LOLs: This was in response to an ad for a guy looking for a parking pass to the Eagles/Giants game last season at Giant's Stadium. I don't think he actually looked at the parking pass I sent him. If he did try to use it, he's a retard. Timmy Tucker to ****************@***********.org Hi there! I have season parking passes to the game and would be willing to give up my parking pass for this one because I am taking a cab to the game. I will sell it for $25. I scanned a picture of it here if you are interested: Please let me know! MATTHEW *************** to Me Hey that sounds great! Do you think that maybe you could get me one for my friend too? He is going to the Carolina Arizona game and if you could get one for him, I would gladly give you 60 for the pair. http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=29
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Barter my whore wife! http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=28
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Comatose Grandma Sitter


You clearly do not have the right mindset to enter the fast-paced industry of babysitting. I will find a babysitter that has a little bit more balls than you.
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Magician should use this more often:

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I blow hearty loads of jew cum every day and would love to see my nut blossom into a beautiful little jew.
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These are great.
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