Originally Posted by Brogue
I think I could score with Drew Barrymore.
She has dated some real freaks, so I would probably fit somewhere in the bell curve.
She is into the open, honest thing, so I would talk about adopting an animal from the pound, and as conversation progressed, make a paper airplane out of a napkin and throw it at her. She would not be sure whether to laugh or to look at me with disgust, but I would hold fast, and own the act, and if I did not get a giggle, I would just smile and walk away. If she giggled, I would ask her if she wanted to get some pancakes, and take it from there.
Sounds like a plan.