Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
I had to punch a dirty rasta in Tokyo. I punched him right in the eyeball. He was trying to drag me into some porno club. Evidently "Da girls are CLEAN, mon", so I was requred by Rastafarian law to check it out.
Regardless, it was down some dark ass alley in Kabukicho and I was being pulled twords it. I asked they guy to let go of my arm twice before I decked him. There was a cop like twenty feet away and he looked highly amused. Maybe he'd been wanting to punch that dirty rasta for some time, and was unable to do it. I made his day.
That is hilarious. My buddy (his brother was a professional kickboxer, and he was no slouch himself) kicked the asses of 2 rednecks, both bigger than him, simultaneously, when we were in high school. He was one of maybe three black dudes at my school, and the rednecks had made some remarks about his girlfriend (also black) and monkeys, or something similarly offensive. After getting the first dose, the rednecks went for weapons, in this case, jury-rigged billy clubs, and went back for some more. They wore sunglasses for weeks after that.
One of the old school English teachers, who'd been reprimanded by the administration for manhandling these punks a few weeks earlier called my buddy "Champ" until the day he graduated. BTW, those two dudes are doing time now (or may be out on probation) for vandalizing every single car on a lot, and my buddy went on to university and a consultancy of some sort.