Random Movie Quotes

Thought this might be fun:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

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Normally, both your asses would be dead as ******* fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much **** this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

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Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

What we've got here is... failure to communicate.

The WIS in me finds this funny:

This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when his plane was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a North Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the ****s ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated. Taken away. The way your Daddy looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass. Five long years he wore this watch, up his ass. Then, just before he died of amoebic dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up ****** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.



An SF classic:

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
raises axe above head
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul.
he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ******* STUPID BASTARD. YOU, ******* BASTARD.

Jon.

"We're going, you coming?"

Short pause, a bit of a groan.

"Yeah, I'm coming."

Bonus points for anyone who can ID that obscure bit of dialouge.

Death is...whimsical...today

-Gary Oldman, Leon

"Why am I Mr. Pink?"

- Why Pinto?

- <burp> why not?!

Dutch: It's an .88 Magnum.\t
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Capt. Clarence Oveur: Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: &quot;Never get involved in a land war in Asia.&quot; But, only slightly less well known is this: &quot;Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!&quot;

Dr. Peter Venkman: [T]his city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!\t

Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"?\t

Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!\t

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!\t

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!\t

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

I don't ride with no Commies...no Christians, either!

Swiftus: Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!

Madame DeFarge: We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!
Fellow Revolutionist: She's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier!
[laughs]
Fellow Revolutionist: Au-haw-haw.
Crowd: Au-haw-haw.

Comicus: The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.

Chief Monk: Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!

Judas: No. No. Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing.

And:

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!

Jon.

No more yanky my wanky! ****** need food!

hmmm...

Do you like Gladiator movies Bobby?

When will then be now? Soon...

Originally Posted by faustian bargain

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Dutch: It's an .88 Magnum.\t
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

I can't believe you pulled out a Johnny Dangerously quote...