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How to Creep Ladies Out?

post #1 of 54
5/29/09 at 10:21pm
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I want advice here.
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post #2 of 54
5/29/09 at 10:25pm
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post #3 of 54
5/29/09 at 11:07pm
Invite a girl over to watch a movie with you. Put in American Psycho. Laugh hysterically when women get killed.
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post #4 of 54
5/29/09 at 11:23pm
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Originally Posted by TyCooN View Post
I want advice here.

If you don't already know how, there's nothing I can teach you.

I guess I'm just a natural.
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post #5 of 54
5/30/09 at 3:46am
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Originally Posted by Milhouse View Post
Invite a girl over to watch a movie with you.

Fixed for you.
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post #6 of 54
5/30/09 at 3:52am
Replicate Nananine's avatar.
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post #7 of 54
5/30/09 at 3:52am
On your first encounter tell her you have the perfect wedding dress already picked out for her.

Walk behind her on your tippy toes.
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post #8 of 54
5/30/09 at 6:19am
in what setting?
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post #9 of 54
5/30/09 at 6:45am
Classic: At the point of ejaculation, scream "MUMMY!" at the top of your voice. Or do you want an earlier exit?
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post #10 of 54
5/30/09 at 6:52am
this one nearly got me kicked out of a bar a while back, ask them if they prefer GHB or chloroform... I think I picked up the idea on this forum..
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post #11 of 54
5/30/09 at 7:14am
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Originally Posted by Lucky Strike View Post
Classic: At the point of ejaculation, scream "MUMMY!" at the top of your voice. Or do you want an earlier exit?

Or bark like a dog.
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post #12 of 54
5/30/09 at 7:31am
Show her this thread.
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post #13 of 54
5/30/09 at 7:36am
This is a Zach Galifianakis joke, but nevertheless I'm sure it could help you.

As you and your special lady begin to grow comfortable with the nearness, closeness and intimacy of you two together, whisper tenderly into her ear,
"Touch my vagina."
When she, startled, exclaims, "What?!", explain chidingly, "That's what you're supposed to say."
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post #14 of 54
5/30/09 at 8:31am
Watch the Pickup Artist.
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post #15 of 54
5/30/09 at 11:55am
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
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