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post #31 of 41
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Originally Posted by Dedalus View Post
Yes! Everyone rants and raves about the fries, but they're awful. Greasy, soggy, limp. I like my fries crispy on the outside and erect, just like my penis. I love their burgers, though.

Your penis is crispy? Either you need to wash your junk or mine is abnormal.
post #32 of 41
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Originally Posted by tdangio View Post
Your penis is crispy? Either you need to wash your junk or mine is abnormal.

Can't wash off scabs.
post #33 of 41
I traveled to an unfamiliar location this past week and was driving around exploring.

I found a Five Guys and having not had any for the last year or two, decided to indulge. I indulged, and then got in the car and headed out for more exploration.

I came to a historic town and kept going, and soon I was in rural farmland. That's when I felt the dreaded "stomach drop." Uh oh, I said to myself. I quickly turned around and floored it back into civilization, realizing remorsefully how far away from the nearby city I was. I began to consider options: a) rental car back seat (OK, but the ride back to the airport is going to be NASTY) b) newspaper in the back seat + woods (hmm, this is going to be explosive, maybe a bad idea) c) suffering it out.

I chose c) and happened upon a gas station. Upon entering the gas station I realized it was actually a bar and there were about twenty people sitting around drinking (This was about noon) The waitress took one look at my face (and probably immediately judged I was not a local) and said bathroom's in the back honey! I made it..
post #34 of 41
Five Guys is going to blow up even more. Don't you remember how 10 years ago when there were only that one joint on King?
post #35 of 41
I've never been disappointed with Five Guys. I wish we had one here in upstate NY.
post #36 of 41
It's just PR strategy. It's part of his image and why he got elected. He relates to the "average" American and advisors tell him exactly what to do and where to go. They probably planned this little trip months in advance.
post #37 of 41
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Originally Posted by Jbreen1 View Post
It's just PR strategy. It's part of his image and why he got elected. He relates to the "average" American and advisors tell him exactly what to do and where to go. They probably planned this little trip months in advance.

PR strategy on both fronts...amazing.
post #38 of 41
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Originally Posted by username79 View Post

I chose c) and happened upon a gas station. Upon entering the gas station I realized it was actually a bar and there were about twenty people sitting around drinking (This was about noon) The waitress took one look at my face (and probably immediately judged I was not a local) and said bathroom's in the back honey! I made it..

Was Patrick Swayze the Bouncer?
post #39 of 41
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Originally Posted by Jbreen1 View Post
It's just PR strategy. It's part of his image and why he got elected. He relates to the "average" American and advisors tell him exactly what to do and where to go. They probably planned this little trip months in advance.
Yeah, it's kind of annoying.
post #40 of 41
They have a few in my area. The burgers are good, but I'm not a fan of the fries. Having a mild peanut allergy doesnt help, but the fries are never very crispy.

Now I could go for a burger...
post #41 of 41
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Originally Posted by totally epic View Post
Yeah, it's kind of annoying.

Yea just have to take everything with a grain of salt I suppose.
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