Massages: Are they worth it?

you can probably find a better massage off lasvegas.backpage.com

they'll come to your room too

I've had some good and some bad. When it's good, it's generally great, and when it's bad, you'll wish you were pulling out your own fingernails rather than letting the masseuse grind into your spine one more time. In my experience, the best massages are given by aged Chinese women (not whores!). I paid about $1 per minute in NYC and surrounding area, so yes, $140 for 50 sounds steep to me, unless you're supposed to be deriving medicial benefit from it.

First, you're staying at the MGM, not at the Bunny Ranch, so what you're getting into is a massage, not a "massage."

Second, think of this as therapeutic, not as sexual or you're going to be very surprised when a big dude named Bruno comes in. It might be a woman. It might even be an attractive woman, but they will be very professional about it and there will not be any confusion about intentions.

Third, as to cost, there is "reasonable" and there is "Vegas reasonable." The same massage can be gotten in your home town for (likely) half the price. But you're not in your home town, you're in Vegas, trying to get over a hang over so that you can go out and do it all again the next night. Also, depending on your gambling interests, $140 for 50 minutes might be much cheaper than spending 50 minutes at the blackjack or craps tables (Vegas Economics 101), so the cost should be evaluated in that context.

Fourth, yes to tipping. Same as at a restaurant: 15-20% depending on service.

Finally, is it worth it? All depends on you. If you are someone that is not used to this sort of thing and gets antsy about a stranger having their hands on you...maybe massages aren't for you. If you just get over the homophobia/sexual connotations of that and just enjoy it, then it is GREAT! Extremely relaxing. Swedish massages have put me to sleep when I was particularly tired or hung over.

The parlors by the airport FTW!

I wouldn't do it in a hotel. The massage services are usually mediocre and for 150USD, more on the pricey side. I'd check out the local thai massage places in Las Vegas and they really are good at a fraction of the hotel costs. To answer you question: Are massages worth it? Yes, if you look ten years younger and if you feel relaxed for a week after the massage. The best massage I had was in Boracay Island. My masseuse was blind and he gave me a shiatsu massage. The best ever!

I've had one massage before. It was in a hotel and it was half price because it was by a woman I had chatted up in the bar earlier and she gave me a deal. It was awesome. Ive never been able to afford another massage since, though.

In chicago I can get a decent massage for ~$60/hour, so to me $140 is way too high.

+1!!!11!1!111111111!!!11! I get one every 2 months.

I just had a great one for $45 a couple of hours ago. Well worth it for me because my traps are killing me today.

I don't know that I'd want one when hungover. I wouldn't get my first one that way.

I like them, otherwise. It's frustrating when you're stuck in the middle of a bad one, but good ones are spectacular.

There are a variety of types and intensities, from the very gentle to the painful. I like mine pretty deep, but YMMV.

Why pay the hotel a fee? Look on craigslist or the yellow pages and save the added $$. The hotel just subcontracts out to somebody they've found anyway.

Massages are only worth it when they push as hard as they can and bruise the hell out of me. Otherwise, it just irritates me.

If you do get a deep tissue massage, be sure to drink lots of water afterward. The massage is going to release toxins built up in your body, so you may feel a little sick afterward. Drink lots of water and piss it all out.