Originally Posted by Fuuma
Impossible, the clubs are used as canes and no old people can walk without those so an attempt at 5 iron attack would make the attacker fall before he got to me. I guess they could get into carts and engage in hot pursuit but since they don't see so well they'd probably drive into a ditch while I zigzagged on the field.
I blame the geezer's comment on mild dementia.
This as we all know is rubbish as you cant "zigzag!" as firstly you wear those silly bespoke high heeled broguey things with scented patina or whatever you call it and secondly you are not in the slightest "sporty!" and couldnt outrun a fat lady trying to sing!!!!!!!!
And thirdly what would you be doing in a "field!" (We call it a course but hey ho!) you plainly have far too tender a skin to be subjected to sunlight or god forbid some drizzle!!!
Why have i got a picture of you as Niles Crane ?????