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post #47 of 58
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
A good place.

Like the back of a Volkswagen?
post #48 of 58
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Originally Posted by wmmk View Post
Not much, I'm just a sophomore, and most dudes in my class still are. I'm not really sure how much more self-esteem I'd get from boning some girl whom I don't even like.

good point. I lost my virginity to this chick who, when i first looked at, was really fucking hot, but as soon as she talked, she became unattractive. Not dumb, not a slut, just really uninteresting. I honestly may as well have had a wank. When i look back in my mind's eye, she had a fucking sexy body, but i just didn't get into it.

I think the main thing is to sleep with someone you find interesting. One night stands or fuck buddies or relationships, it's all good. Just don't sleep with someone you're not attracted to, both physically and intellectually.
post #49 of 58
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Originally Posted by Jekyll View Post
Dude, just find a nice guy and settle down. It's clearly what you really want, deep down inside.

I know I'll never be your Mr. Right
But I'm happy to be your Mr. That'll Do For Tonight
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post #51 of 58
1. Stop saying poon.

2. Hatefucking, Idontreallylikeyoubutwearedrunkfucking, etc. are all fine - with some experience under your belt and in college.

3. Fuck all the Internet playaz - you want to lose your virginity to someone you care about. Because the sex is going to be awkward and you want it to be with someone who's not going to tell the entire female population that you're a shite lay.

The social circle of high school is too small and awkward for one night stands. Not saying it will turn bad, but the odds are much higher than they are sleeping with a cute but boring girl you meet at a college party.

If you're attractive enough to merit attention from the hot chicks, just fucking man up and approach the girl(s) you're interested in. Worst case you get shot down and there's a little awkwardness at first but you remain friends.
post #52 of 58
I am guessing someone has already said this, but if your a virgin, you need to find at least one practice girl. Reason for this is so that when you DO actually get the opportunity to hook up with a girl that you really like, you won't be completely god awful at having sex. Not knowing what your doing is definitely one of the easiest ways to scare off pretty young girls, I saw this happen to a lot of people in high school and college. Granted, the girls you really like may not care, but trust me, most of the time it is a good idea to have some experience before you find a girl that you want to have an actual relationship with. If that sounds too sleezy, then just try to figure out how you can bolster some more confidence or just do whatever it takes to become more comfortable with girls in general.
post #53 of 58
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Originally Posted by Jekyll View Post
Dude, just find a nice guy and settle down. It's clearly what you really want, deep down inside.

lol
post #54 of 58
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Originally Posted by Oxnard View Post
I am guessing someone has already said this, but if your a virgin, you need to find at least one practice girl. Reason for this is so that when you DO actually get the opportunity to hook up with a girl that you really like, you won't be completely god awful at having sex. Not knowing what your doing is definitely one of the easiest ways to scare off pretty young girls, I saw this happen to a lot of people in high school and college. Granted, the girls you really like may not care, but trust me, most of the time it is a good idea to have some experience before you find a girl that you want to have an actual relationship with. If that sounds too sleezy, then just try to figure out how you can bolster some more confidence or just do whatever it takes to become more comfortable with girls in general.

This is called "practice poon".
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Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Shut up, Gil!
post #56 of 58
IMO. these threads are fun(ny) to read but in the end misguided if you're looking for real advice. While I do thnk you can get an interesting spectrum of ideas, you don't really know anyone here, you don't know what mistakes they've made, you don't know how successul they've been and no one knows you, your community or the girls in question. I think a better source of advice would be a brother, sister or friend. luck, vp
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I think a better source of advice would be a brother, sister or friend.
post #58 of 58
Are you a sophomore in HS? Has this happened yet?

You're going to suck at sex your first time... practice makes person. Fuck as many chicks as you can, as many times you can so that you'll be a Jedi Master of the 'tang pie by college.

By the way, you're entering your prime, you can't get that shit back, so don't pass on it!
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