My Mystery Bespoke Nose Hair Trimmer (MBNHT)

I just wanted to let you guys know that I recently procured the most awesome nose hair trimmer on the face of the planet. My regular sources just didn't cut it, so I used my shadowy underworld contacts to find a mystery bespoke nose hair trimmer maker (MBNHTM). The MBNHT is truly flawless. It is a hybrid of Swiss, German, and Neapolitan design. Rust-proof and requiring no batteries, it is both travel and shower friendly. The blades self-sharpen and painlessly remove hair to whatever degree I desire. For a more casual look, I give the device two or three twists in both directions. This removes all danglers and leaves a low-profile bird's nest only visible at intimate angles. However, with four or five twists, no hairs can be seen from any angle, making me caviar and benefit dinner ready at a moment's notice. Sprezzatura? Two twists in one nostril, five in the other. By engaging in an invigorating dialogue with the MBNHTM that inspired him to excel, I am certain he came up with the most optimum solution with respect to my descriminating needs.

I will never divulge the identity of the MBNHTM. I merely wanted to put my discovery out into the universe.

That is all.

Originally Posted by mafoofan

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I just wanted to let you guys know that I recently procured the most awesome nose hair trimmer on the face of the planet. My regular sources just didn't cut it, so I used my shadowy underworld contacts to find a master bespoke nose hair trimmer maker (MBNHTM). The MBNHT is truly flawless. It is a hybrid of Swiss, German, and Neapolitan design. Rust-proof and requiring no batteries, I am able to easily travel with it or use it in the shower. The blades self-sharpen and painlessly remove hair to whatever degree I desire. For a more casual look, I give the device two or three twists in both directions. This removes all danglers and leaves a low-profile bird's nest only visible at intimate angles. However, with four or five twists, no hairs can be seen from any angle, making me caviar and benefit dinner ready at a moment's notice. Sprezzatura? Two twists in one nostril, five in the other. By engaging in an invigorating dialogue with the MBNHTM that inspired him to excel, I am certain he came up with the most optimum solution with respect to my descriminating needs.

I will never divulge the identity of the MBNHTM. I merely wanted to put my discovery out into the universe.

That is all.
Is it the same one Anna Matuozzo uses?

Is that a working screwhole?

Originally Posted by RJman

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Is it the same one Anna Matuozzo uses?

Armpits?

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Originally Posted by voxsartoria

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Armpits?

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feet?

Originally Posted by edmorel

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feet?

Device looks suspiciously foo-sized. Could be dual use.


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I have that same trimmer and find that it yanks hairs out more often than it cuts them.
It is the Men's Wearhouse black suit of nose hair trimmers.

Originally Posted by RatherAnOddball

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I have that same trimmer and find that it yanks hairs out more often than it cuts them.
It is the Men's Wearhouse black suit of nose hair trimmers.

Lies, jealousy, and awe.

In b4 DT

Originally Posted by Spatlese

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In b4 DT

NO EFFING WAY they're going to DT this. This is about something I'm not going to tell anybody about. That's what Styleforum is.

Originally Posted by RJman

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Is it the same one iammatt uses?

FTFY

Mafoofan is the man. I seriously mean that. Dude, if I see you in the street I'm totally asking for an autograph

Having seen Foo's masterful Photoshop skills, I am suspicious of this alleged MBNHT.

all the hand detailing is almost too apparent with the silver finish. that's why i got mine matte aluminum.

Funny ****. I needed a good laugh tonight.