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playing cupid for an old lady

post #1 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:01am
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i would like to help an old lady (60 yrs old) find a boyfriend. any advice, especially from some of the older members here, will be very appreciated. it sucks to be lonely, but i imagine it's much worse to be old and lonely.
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post #2 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:02am
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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta View Post
i would like to help an old lady (60 yrs old) find a boyfriend. any advice, especially from some of the older members here, will be very appreciated. it sucks to be lonely, but i imagine it's much worse to be old and lonely.

...3...2...1...anyone?? Who will say it first?
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post #3 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:03am
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...3...2...1...anyone?? Who will say it first?

I will!
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post #4 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:06am
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'haha' but this is serious. please don't turn this into a connethread.
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post #5 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:06am
match.com? She getting to the age where the ratio is bad. Good luck.
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post #6 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:11am
Do you know whether or not she wants to be hooked up with someone?
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post #7 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:19am
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Do you know whether or not she wants to be hooked up with someone?

i don't, but if you were 60 and single, and didn't have any close friends, wouldn't you? my understanding is that she was divorced at a young age and never remarried or had a long-term boyfriend, though i may be wrong about that.

of course i need to do this in a subtle way. i don't want to make it obvious that i'm playing matchmaker.
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post #8 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:22am
I imagine I would want someone, definitely. But that's me, I've never been good at being single. Anyway, it was just a thought that crossed my mind. Good luck!
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post #9 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:23am
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i don't, but if you were 60 and single, and didn't have any close friends, wouldn't you? my understanding is that she was divorced at a young age and never remarried or had a long-term boyfriend, though i may be wrong about that.

of course i need to do this in a subtle way. i don't want to make it obvious that i'm playing matchmaker.

Bingo night?
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post #10 of 18
5/7/09 at 3:12am
Is she rich? That makes the job twice as easy but ultimately thrice as tricky.
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post #11 of 18
5/7/09 at 8:23am
Put her in a retirement home. I hear the more active ones in Florida are like a big wrinkly orgy where they use Ben-Gay in place of KY

K
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post #12 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:24pm
She doesn't happen to own a liquor store, does she?
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post #13 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:25pm
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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta View Post
i would like to help an old lady (60 yrs old) find a boyfriend. any advice, especially from some of the older members here, will be very appreciated. it sucks to be lonely, but i imagine it's much worse to be old and lonely.

why don't you just bang her?
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post #14 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:28pm
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why don't you just bang her?

+1..it took you guys this long to reach this conclusion????
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post #15 of 18
5/7/09 at 1:30pm
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Put her in a retirement home. I hear the more active ones in Florida are like a big wrinkly orgy where they use Ben-Gay in place of KY

K

I've heard the same thing. When I lived in Florida there were actually PSA billboards designed to educate the old folks on STDs, and there was a lot of talk about how there were problems with outbreaks of disease in retirement communities from all the humping.
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