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post #16 of 25
5/6/09 at 6:02pm
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Originally Posted by Cas Ruffin View Post
Hahaha but he'll make sure not to hit any vital arteries.
Also, how the fuck can characters in 24 shoot themselves point-blank and be sure not to cause any damage requiring hospitalization? Was this covered in CTU basic training? Maybe Keifer can plead not guilty for reasons of prion-variant exposure. The article never told us if the fashion designer went dark after being headbutted. Of course, Brooke Shields could have avoided all of this simply by widening her perimeter. I can do this all day, folks!
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post #17 of 25
5/6/09 at 7:00pm
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
I can do this all day, folks!

Please don't.
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post #18 of 25
5/6/09 at 7:21pm
I'd like to get hammered with Kiefer.
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post #19 of 25
5/6/09 at 7:22pm
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I'd like to get hammered by Kiefer.

No doubt
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post #20 of 25
5/6/09 at 7:24pm
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Originally Posted by gdl203 View Post
No doubt

lol
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post #21 of 25
5/6/09 at 7:29pm
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
Also, how the fuck can characters in 24 shoot themselves point-blank and be sure not to cause any damage requiring hospitalization? Was this covered in CTU basic training?

My question is how can they go an entire day without going to the bathroom. Seriously, no one ever needs to pee on that show? One day, when they're utterly out of ideas, they'll come back from commercial and flash to Jack on the crapper with the sports section in hand... and the toilet paper is only ONE PLY!
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post #22 of 25
5/6/09 at 7:45pm
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My question is how can they go an entire day without going to the bathroom. Seriously, no one ever needs to pee on that show? One day, when they're utterly out of ideas, they'll come back from commercial and flash to Jack on the crapper with the sports section in hand... and the toilet paper is only ONE PLY!

Again, elite CTU training.

I like how they sneak wardrobe changes in. Last season, I think Jack broke into a residence, and after the commercial break he had apparently managed to find a long-sleeve tactical shirt somewhere in there. It was also one of the few times I've seen Jack eat.

God only knows what happens if America has two 24-hour crises back-to-back. Or if, like, for once the terrorists operate from outside easy driving distance of Jack.
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post #23 of 25
5/6/09 at 8:10pm
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
Or if, like, for once the terrorists operate from outside easy driving distance of Jack.

I think you're forgetting a certain season where there was some Mexico-action going on.
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post #24 of 25
5/7/09 at 1:09am
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
Psss. Waterboard? He go straight to shooting your SO in the leg unless you give him information because he is RUNNING out of time.

Waterboarding is the worst torture ever. That's str8 up nazi shiiit.
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post #25 of 25
5/7/09 at 3:31am
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Again, elite CTU training.

I like how they sneak wardrobe changes in. Last season, I think Jack broke into a residence, and after the commercial break he had apparently managed to find a long-sleeve tactical shirt somewhere in there. It was also one of the few times I've seen Jack eat.

God only knows what happens if America has two 24-hour crises back-to-back. Or if, like, for once the terrorists operate from outside easy driving distance of Jack.

He eats in the first season.
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