Who would you like to meet on Style Forum?

you are all just figments of my imagination. a bunch of text that lives in the box on my desk. as such you are facets of my own psyche, and lord knows i don't want to be meeting any of my alter-egos. marc, you may just be my inner Paul Hogan. *shudder* Out, demon. I command you. Mate. Fair Dinkum.

I'd like to meet: LAGuy when he comes back to LA. He could introduce me to all the adult video performers he knows. Manton. I could be his padawin, and learn from Yoda himself. Horace. It seems we've got other things in common besides this forum. Jerry's Friend.

I'd like to meet Kabbaz... Right before he offers to make me free shirts. And then, I absolutely MUST meet Ernest. He can show me how to exploit the French welfare system, and I too can buy dunhill and h&k at a steep discount. Then whnay and I will have a flintlock pistol duel at dawn for the fate of the balance of the senate and house majority. If I survive that, I'm taking Fabienne and Alexis out to dinner. At Master b8man's wheatgrass restaraunt.

nice thread id like to trail J around thrift shops and pounce-n-snatch every time he looks at an item for longer than a few seconds

Would love to,  but my future wife (in a week and a half, wow)  would kill me.  I  enjoy living. Incidentally, my fiancee told me I reminded her of the Hitch character in the eponymous movie. I *guess* it was a compliment. Personally, I feel more like his friend at the pool hall, for those who have seen the movie.

HAHAHAHA....some people...

Thats my job you are talkin about pal.

More like the guy in the pool hall who initially attempts to pick up eva mendez's character and gets shut down hard and gets made fun of by will smith's character... I am guessing your like 5'7 max...buck 20...balding and pretty ugly.....certainly not big player or casanova.... HAHAHA "internet-pimp"...I can picture this ugly bum ass dirtball, all sweaty and dirty, sitting in some cheap leather chair all day.. Both SAD and LAME

I have met Ernest. Although he knows his shopping for great clothes and shoes in Paris (at good prices) and is as irrepressible in person as on the forum, he is not what you would expect of the typical Frenchman. He does not drink (not even coffee) or smoke; nor is he a gourmet. I cannot comment about his abilities with the ladies, except to say that he has a really adorable girlfriend who dotes on him.

Hmmm, a troll, I see. Actually, there is a picture of me on the site, if you must see for yourself - not the best photo, but it does show me and my fiancee. I should repost the picture of me and my friend at the pool hall, in fighting mood (old time posters might remember the image), and see how you like it the lamb after that. No, I'm actually 5'11", and between 163 (current weight) and 175 (fighting weight). Balding, no, but I crop my hair short, and sometimes shave it. Fat, well, I'm don't have my 23 year old body anymore, but not so much. Sweaty? Only when it's hot. And cheap leather chair? I wish. I have a crappy rolling office chair - the Harvard Home Depot special, I'm sure. As for being shut down - sure it's happened. Laws of averages. And as for being a big Casanova, I've never claimed to be. What's your beef bud. Haven't gotten laid in 15 years, and then only by the retarded girl in junior high? Sad. How about you? Prove that you're for real and post and image with you holding an "LA Guy sucks" sign in the members photo section.

Oh yeah, arrogant. Elementary lesson. It's an old wisdom that girls go for "bad boys". Maybe you misunderstood. Girls are generally turned off by guys who act like assholes right off the bat. Not saying that you are. But you could be...

I live by the maxim that it's generally unwise to flame moderators. But that's just me.

I'd personally like to meet: 1) Manton - I'm sure we'd get along, sort of like Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour. Plusl, would love to grill him on esoteric rules. 2) Tokyo Slim - Because he seems like he has too much time on his hands, and that usually makes people fun. 3) j. - corresponded with him, sent him gifts and money, etc... got jeans from him. And I spend way too much time here. He's like my dealer. Seems like I should meet my enabler. 4) Carlo (Chuck Franke) - When are you coming to Boston anyway? Anyway, I'll be in Texas soon enough - would love to see you if fates allow. 5) Alex Kabbaz - crotchety, opinionated old artisans are generally fun to talk with. I've already met quite a number of the rest of you. All good. It was nice to meet Steve after having known him virtually for years. And nice to know that Brian looked exactly as I imagined him. JN3 spied on me for a long time before revealing himself. Bastard. No, seriously, a really good, decent guy.

I am a gourmet as i like watermelon, sandwiches and croque monsieur .