He'd be wasted after the 3rd beer and stomach would implode from all the starch. I had a small turkey burger, grilled gruyere and ham sandwich, jasmine rice with red coconut curry, a margarita, 4 pbrs, a burger from some sketchy guy with a grill outside this bar, and then a bunch of diet soda today. My body isn't really happy with me but it's gonna have to deal.
