Dress shirts? Dozens and dozens and dozens. About thirty hanging in the closet and scores more stacked in columns. I now rotate them seasonally. Some are new, some secondhand. I seem to always be buying them. T&A, H&K, Hermes, Battaglia, BB, Talbott, Barneys, New Republic, Michele Sartoria,, Harvie & Hudson, Wooderson, Prada, Alan Flusser, many obscurities. Some day I need to invite over some special guy and throw the shirts at him until he cries, as Gatsby does to Daisy. "'Oh, they're such beautiful shirts.' she sobbed, her voice muffled in the thick folds."