It looks to me like those shorts are a little too short, you may think about taking them to a reputable alterations tailor and having them taken out a 1/4 inch or so, also are they fused or canvassed? Have you washed them yet? and if so, what is the shrink like? Is the dye a true vegetable grey? The drape of the fabric suggests that they are made of double ply Super 100's cotton, is it italian? Those are democrat pants aren't they? What, do you HATE FREEDOM?..?.?. I totally think that someone with those shorts thinks that Pet Sounds is better than Sgt. Peppers. And I'd probably agree. Good luck with the training, don't forget to drink your own urine, magic alien water, wheatgrass juice, and absorb all your other nutrients from the air. If you take pictures of your stool, Marc and I can more properly evaluate and offer advice on ways to improve your results. Thanks for sharing.... Did I miss anything?