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post #1 of 21
4/20/09 at 6:06pm
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I fully converted to cottonelle wipes for cleaning purposes. I won't ever go back. This isn't a debate about this.

This is kind of gross. I was listening to Howard Stern. He was talking about how much more he prefer wipes. He used the example if you got shit on your hand, would you use a dry napkin and consider that clean?

Regardless, he said when he wipes he sticks his index finger partially in his ass hole and he will keep using new wipes until no brown shows up on the wipes. Obliviously, the finger is covered by the wipe and finger only goes in to around the nail.

Is this safe?
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post #2 of 21
4/20/09 at 6:23pm
Safe for your finger, or for your asshole?

Of course, there is the risk any time you put something in your butt that you might turn ghey.
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post #3 of 21
4/20/09 at 6:47pm
This thread already contains several opportunities for epic status: Howard Stern opining on hygeine; Cottonelle wipes vs. toilet paper; Your finger up your own ass: is "to the nail" going to turn me ghey? Wiping til the brown is gone: how much is too much?
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post #4 of 21
4/20/09 at 6:50pm
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
This thread already contains several opportunities for epic status:
Howard Stern opining on hygeine;
Cottonelle wipes vs. toilet paper;
Your finger up your own ass: is "to the nail" going to turn me ghey?
Wiping til the brown is gone: how much is too much?

to the nail??? I thought it was to the knuckle!
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post #5 of 21
4/20/09 at 7:04pm
sick thread

i cant believe my nice pristine kiton avatar is going to be permanently residing in this thread.
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post #6 of 21
4/20/09 at 7:07pm
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
to the nail??? I thought it was to the knuckle!

I think to the knuckle earns special consideration.
edmorel: perhaps you can chime in on this...

Although, now that I think about things, I remember this potato farmer's daughter from East Grand Forks who stuck her finger up my ass one night. I nearly married her just for that one particular talent!
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post #7 of 21
4/20/09 at 9:50pm
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I understand I'm going get clowned. It really don't phase me either way as long I get an answer.
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post #8 of 21
4/20/09 at 10:17pm
Wow... This is... Just wow...
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post #9 of 21
4/20/09 at 10:19pm
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post #10 of 21
4/20/09 at 10:22pm
The only thing evident in this thread is that the OP has not yet learned how to wipe his own ass.

Sad.
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post #11 of 21
4/20/09 at 10:28pm
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Originally Posted by teddieriley View Post
The only thing evident in this thread is that the OP has not yet learned how to wipe his own ass.

Sad.

although he has learned the fine art of trolling!
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post #12 of 21
4/20/09 at 10:28pm
A Toto automated toilet is definitely something in my future
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post #13 of 21
4/21/09 at 12:27am
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Originally Posted by acidicboy View Post
A Toto automated toilet is definitely something in my future


+1, I was going to say the same thing...just get a Japanese toilet.

The problem is, once you are used to the Toto toilets, you will find yourself forgetting to open/close the cover and flush when you use other toilets.
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post #14 of 21
4/21/09 at 2:19am
^ so one at home and one at work
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post #15 of 21
4/21/09 at 3:26am
I think the more distressing thing that happens when taking a shit is when the water splashes into your asshole... after you've urinated and defecated in it. Nasty shit.
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