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(YMark @ June 14 2005,07:07) "Men" of france want to get pregnant. Must be due to a lack of something. I always knew the french "men" were "different". http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...hmen13-ON.html
It's something in the water.  I'm convinced of it.  Maybe it is the colloidal minerals?
I thought they avoid the waters....
post #47 of 64
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(LA Guy @ June 14 2005,09:14)
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Originally Posted by YMark,June 14 2005,07:07
"Men" of france want to get pregnant. Must be due to a lack of something. I always knew the french "men" were "different". http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...hmen13-ON.html
It's something in the water.  I'm convinced of it.  Maybe it is the colloidal minerals?
I thought they avoid the waters....
Especially hot .
post #48 of 64
I just got really excited. Because I thought it was Bastille Day. Quel dommage. It's next month on the 14th.
post #49 of 64
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7588582/ HONG KONG - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt. "Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study. "There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better." A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 centimeters (3.4 inches), which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 centimeters, Israelis 8.3, Turks 7.8 and Filipinos 7.35. Italians were the longest at 9 centimeters and Americans averaged 8.8. The study did not measure the penises when they were erect. It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises. "It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.
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The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.
What is the point in the size of a penis when you pee?
post #51 of 64
Congratulations to ernest fro finding the scientific study confirming the presence of an extraordinary number of huge pricks in France and for being above average in that category.
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Congratulations to ernest fro finding the scientific study confirming the presence of an extraordinary number of huge pricks in France and for being above average in that category.
...whilst still failing to get the 2012 Olympics. What better way for us in UK to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Nelson's great victory at Trafalgar than beating Johnny Frenchman again... Huzzah.
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So VB - you guys putting in haggis vendors just for the French contingent? Anyone wonder how the two Finnish voters voted (You know, Finland - the guys whose food Chirac said sucked even worse than Haggis) LOL
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(You know, Finland - the guys whose food Chirac said sucked even worse than Haggis)
Speaking as one who is half Finnish, traditional Finnish cuisine would not be my number one choice for a meal. Like many northern cultures without historically easy access to a wide variety of spices, the food of Finland is kind of bland (not that there's anything wrong with fresh salmon and potatoes or stuffed cabbage, it's just not very exciting). The Finns do make a terrific traditional coffee cake with cardimin (sp?). It's one of my favorite things that my grandmother makes (my mother can't stand it, however). On the other hand, Finns are religious about cleanliness (the sauna comes from Finland). Perhaps the French could learn something there...
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I have not followed how it came about that statements concerning other national cuisines were attributed to Chirac. Highly stupid, if he really said it to other world leaders, even more so if he allowed it to be leaked. However, has anyone else tasted Haggis? How to put it... Let me just say, if I'm going for innards, I'd rather have an andouillette. That, at least, is tasty. Anyway, cuisines and meal times are perhaps not the most important aspect of a culture, although one could draw conclusions about a particular people, taking into consideration the availability of ingredients. If you look at Quebec's traditional dishes, for example, I think they did quite well, considering they live so far up north. Hearty and delicious. And thanks for reminding me, JBZ, I'm running off to take a bubble bath right now.
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(Carlo @ July 06 2005,06:29) Congratulations to ernest fro finding the scientific study confirming the presence of an extraordinary number of huge pricks in France and for being above average in that category.
...whilst still failing to get the 2012 Olympics. What better way for us in UK to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Nelson's great victory at Trafalgar than beating Johnny Frenchman again... Huzzah.
Is that hatred I detect here? I briefly heard that "sensitive language" had been used in the commentary of the battle's reenactment. Must have annoyed you to no end.
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Congratulations to ernest fro finding the scientific study confirming the presence of an extraordinary number of huge pricks in France and for being above average in that category.
That is not a very gentlemanly comment Carlo.
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(Carlo @ July 06 2005,06:29) Congratulations to ernest fro finding the scientific study confirming the presence of an extraordinary number of huge pricks in France and for being above average in that category.
...whilst still failing to get the 2012 Olympics. What better way for us in UK to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Nelson's great victory at Trafalgar than beating Johnny Frenchman again... Huzzah.
Yes, we get it that the French are a bunch of effeminate, smelly pricks. Which makes it all the more embarassing that you let them come over and defeat you in the Battle of Hastings, and effectivley rule your country. Its like that scene in Trainspotting where the scottish describe the English as Wankers, and say that makes it all the more embarassing that they were colonized by a bunch of Wankers.
post #59 of 64
The only history factoid you need to know when drunk is the Norman Conquest of 1066. When drinking, some ignorant fool will inevitably start ragging on the French. Just drop that little gem of knowledge on said moron and he will cower at your intellect.
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On the other hand, Finns are religious about cleanliness (the sauna comes from Finland). Perhaps the French could learn something there...
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And thanks for reminding me, JBZ, I'm running off to take a bubble bath right now.
Fabienne - Please take my off-handed comment in the spirit in which it was intended. If I inadvertantly offended you, I apologize. On the other hand, if my comments gave you the excuse to enjoy a luxurious bubble bath, then perhaps it all worked out for the best. BTW, I have tasted Haggis, and I didn't mind it. On the other hand, I'm not running back for more.
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