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Polar bear attacks woman

robertorex

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She was saved by people who want to disprove natural selection.
 

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A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.
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Surreal.
 

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Here's I'm gonna go on a rant again
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WTF is that stupid fat f*ck doing climbing into the feeding pen during feeding time? And did you see this beached whale's adroitness during the rescure? She's practically doing acrobatics trying to get to the lifeline that bystanders were throwing her.

If she wanted to get in so bad why not just stay and let the bears have a big feast?
 

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Originally Posted by lee_44106
Here's I'm gonna go on a rant again
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WTF is that stupid fat f*ck doing climbing into the feeding pen during feeding time? And did you see this beached whale's adroitness during the rescure? She's practically doing acrobatics trying to get to the lifeline that bystanders were throwing her.

If she wanted to get in so bad why not just stay and let the bears have a big feast?


+1 The idiot deserved to get eaten. I bet some assholes are going to blame the bear for being bear.
 

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I wouldn't even classify that as an attack. More like she tried to get a bear to bite/kill her.
 

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That video is hilarious. The bears thought they had a new playmate.
 

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From the looks of things, I bet the bears thought a big blubbery seal had just popped into their mist. Seal being prime munching for p-bears.

What a dumb so and so.
 

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reminds me of those idiots in China who got attacked by a panda in a zoo when they tried to hug it. That was pretty damn stupid, this beats that though, what do you expect to happen if you get in a cage with some polar bears, they eat people.
A large part of me feels if she got in with the bears let them keep her to do with her as they choose, she asked for it.
 

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shucks, she was already doing humanity a favor. why did they have to rescue her??!!
 

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What...would...possess...a person...to do...something so utterly...stupid.....?

I must say, though, she's lucky. Seriously, that wasn't a real attack. If that bear had wanted her for lunch, she'd be bear poop right now.
 

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Hahah I just watched the actual video. That wasn't an attack. If the bear wanted to eat her, there's no way she would have gotten out of there. It looks like he took that one uninspired bite of her ass and thought "eww this ***** tastes nasty" and let her go.
 

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she probably **** in its mouth, thus forcing it to let go of her pants
 

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