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I tried to dnace and she said " Papa damn yoru stifff

post #1 of 12
4/9/09 at 2:11am
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I went for a latin hispanic bar tonight and dra k some corpnas and I saw this very nice woman da ncingso I went sideways throihgt the crowd t o see her. One guy said i was narc I ried to move sideways with the rythem and I didn 't know if I should keep my jajcket buttoned so I kept switching. When I was near her i was trying to move my feet but I could see myself and I didn;t feel natural she said "Damn Pa pa you're stiff " and I pretended I didnt hear her and went back to the bar.OI thoght maybe after a coupel more beers I would feel less restroicted but I becme more angry with myself.I know its the wromg thing to think but I was thinkingwhy all these peopel didn;t speak better ENnglish. I decied to walk home andcouldnt hold all that beer and had to goo between two building.I know it;s NOt appropiate and Im not pround to say taht. Tkmorrow I have to work back at Five guys
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post #2 of 12
4/9/09 at 2:14am
Lol, finally a legit drunk post, full of honesty and unintentional humour. You far surpass all the poseurs, sir, and will instantly regret writing this tomorrow.
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post #3 of 12
4/9/09 at 3:48am
Thank you for the hearty chuckle while awaiting to leave for a long weekend.
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post #4 of 12
4/9/09 at 4:41am
I felt awkward reading this.
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post #5 of 12
4/9/09 at 5:56am
You sure she didn't call you Papi? That means she likes you.
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post #6 of 12
4/9/09 at 10:33am
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Originally Posted by Joseph K. Bank View Post
I went for a latin hispanic bar tonight and dra k some corpnas and I saw this very nice woman da ncingso I went sideways throihgt the crowd t o see her. One guy said i was narc I ried to move sideways with the rythem and I didn 't know if I should keep my jajcket buttoned so I kept switching. When I was near her i was trying to move my feet but I could see myself and I didn;t feel natural she said "Damn Pa pa you're stiff " and I pretended I didnt hear her and went back to the bar.OI thoght maybe after a coupel more beers I would feel less restroicted but I becme more angry with myself.I know its the wromg thing to think but I was thinkingwhy all these peopel didn;t speak better ENnglish. I decied to walk home andcouldnt hold all that beer and had to goo between two building.I know it;s NOt appropiate and Im not pround to say taht. Tkmorrow I have to work back at Five guys

Should have talked to her anyway. In Spanish. I can't dance at all, yet the ladies still like me.
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post #7 of 12
4/9/09 at 10:37am
"I'll give you something stiff baby....."
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post #8 of 12
4/9/09 at 10:06pm
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I would like to apologize both for the previous post which I feel doesn't represent the general consistency of my professional philosophy but more so for my actions last night which are a disgrace. I am not making excuses but Corona is very easy to drink maybe due to the lime and I lost track of how many I had. I generally budget myself $10 during the week when I go for a bar but left my room yesterday evening with around $25 and only found $2 in my pocket this morning.
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post #9 of 12
4/9/09 at 11:24pm
Maybe your weiner was _____ and she felt it rubbing against her?
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post #10 of 12
4/9/09 at 11:51pm
lol, I greatly enjoy these kinds of posts. Thank you.
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post #11 of 12
4/10/09 at 12:47am
No apology necessary man. We've all done dumb stuff at least 742.3 times in our lives (at last count).
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post #12 of 12
4/10/09 at 1:43pm
Hahahaha this was a good one.
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