Originally Posted by xchen
The Shawshank Redemption
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
You are so white, Sylvania named one of their lightbulbs after you. You have considered getting a boring cubicle programming job just to see if you can get away with half the stuff they did in Office Space, but they don't hire people "like you" to do programming anymore.
Your dream vacation is going to a party at the Playboy Mansion. Unfortunately the only way you'll be getting in there is to pretend you are a valet. And its not like any of the girls would talk to you anyways. Verne Troyer gets more tail than you.
Yes, I know you aren't white. I'm mocking and generalizing based on your selection of movies. The fact that I feel like I need to explain that to you is pretty much directly indicative of my estimation of your intelligence. You middle of the road, life wasting, nobody.