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Post your five favorite films and I will mock and generalize you

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What it do what it do.

Paging Fuuma. And somebody please sticky this.
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So let's give it a try ;-) Blade Runner The big Lebowski Jin Roh Sin City No country for old men
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Here's my illiterate taste in films:

2001: A Space Odyssey
The Conversation
The Cable Guy
Citizen Kane
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
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"XS Chest"
"I wear skinny jeans"
"Women are too superficial"
"Limpdick"
"It's Pat"
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Garden State Juno Donnie Darko Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist The Notebook
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blade runner
usual suspects
empire strikes back
wings of desire
easy money
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The life aquatic with Steve Zissou
Back to the Future (trilogy)
Happiness
Empire of the Sun
Ghostbusters II(?)

Best scene:

Platoon: Sgt. Elias dies.
post #8 of 134
Swingers
Office Space
Braveheart
The Big Lebowski
Clueless
Varsity Blues

I know it's 6, but it couldn't be helped.
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
"XS Chest" "I wear skinny jeans" "Women are too superficial" "Limpdick" "It's Pat"
Haha. I voted for Norm Coleman though. Or I would have, if I still lived in that frozen hellhole. ***DISCLAMER: This should in no way be construed as an official mocking/generalization; rather, it is merely intended as a placeholder until someone else, hopefully named Fuuma, takes this thread over.
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Originally Posted by Magician View Post
Garden State Juno Donnie Darko Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist The Notebook
Brokeback mountain would be on here if they could have replaced Heath Ledger with Zach Braff. Also when you masturbate about sensitive, dreamy, young men there is generally Cat Power playing in the background and you use your own tears as lube. Well I tried, it's the only list I could really do much with.
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Killer of Sheep Dazed & Confused 25th Hour Point Blank Eyes Wide Shut
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Blade Runner
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Robocop
Groundhog Day
Lost In Translation

My five favorite directors are:
Verhoeven
Malick
Tarantino
Miike
Kubrick

Just for extra mocking.
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Originally Posted by Szeph el ratón View Post
So let's give it a try ;-)

Blade Runner
The big Lebowski
Jin Roh
Sin City
No country for old men

As an overweight youth you jerked off to comic book chicks with impossibly huge boobs and guns, as real girls had nothing but contempt for you and your XL Metal tee shirts. The transition to anime was only natural. You now pride yourself on your difficult taste for movies exploring the nature of violence and pretend you prefer to go to movies alone to "relish the experience". That your level 33 cleric is the leader of his raiding party has thus far failed to impress any woman.
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
Here's my illiterate taste in films:

2001: A Space Odyssey
The Conversation
The Cable Guy
Citizen Kane
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

You like to present your tastes as eclectic, without realizing that all the workers in the mental asylum you now reside at already know you're schizophrenic.
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Blade Runner
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Robocop
Groundhog Day
Lost In Translation

My five favorite directors are:
Verhoeven
Malick
Tarantino
Miike
Kubrick

Just for extra mocking.

You're the 30-something underemployed greasy unshaved video clerk that all the pimply 16 y-o worship because he goes out with their semi-hot, stamp-tramped classmate and knows all the cool movie quotes. When you bring her around all your married friends are really nice but they enjoy talking behind your back. Jodie, Mike's gf, think you're creepy because that girl is too young for you and has a white trash accent.
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