Kodiak, I think if you exchanged them for a size maybe two larger they wouldn't fit so poorly. I just feel for you because they look uncomfortable. If there was a quarter in your pocket we'd all be able to tell if it was heads or tails. Also, the pants give you VPL which isn't cool on girls or you.
the 'tragic' comment I made earlier was a little harsh.
I will tell you, jeans look tighter on the internet than they do in real life so browsing through this page probably made you feel like you need to size down more than you actually needed to.
The color is decent, and I think you could pull these off more if they weren't so damn tight.