Kodiak, I think if you exchanged them for a size maybe two larger they wouldn't fit so poorly. I just feel for you because they look uncomfortable. If there was a quarter in your pocket we'd all be able to tell if it was heads or tails. Also, the pants give you VPL which isn't cool on girls or you.
the 'tragic' comment I made earlier was a little harsh.
I will tell you, jeans look tighter on the internet than they do in real life so browsing through this page probably made you feel like you need to size down more than you actually needed to.
The color is decent, and I think you could pull these off more if they weren't so damn tight.
New to the denim game. Let me know if the fits chill. FYI: I got some pretty thick quads from hitting the gym and I got some naturally muscular calves. Super slim doesn't cut it. This pic has LVC 1947's in 34x34. They're known for the bag ass with that anti-fit; let me know your thoughts on this as well.