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I've never eaten in these places, but I thought this was interesting:

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatt...st-restaurants
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Gross. Nothing like a deep fried onion with ranch dressing and butter.
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Originally Posted by Johnny_5 View Post
Gross. Nothing like a deep fried onion with ranch dressing and butter.

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I was just talking to my wife about this last night. It's one thing if a restaurant claims their food is "healthy" when it really isn't. But who the fuck goes to IHOP or Dairy Queen to have a healthy meal? If you do, you're an idiot. Since we know that they're not healthy, they shouldn't have to put nutritional info on their menus.



Here's what DQ's menu should say

Blizzard
Nutritional Information: It's a fucking Blizzard. Ice Cream with candy and cookies mixed into it. Get it? UNHEALTHY. Still want it? Yeah, I thought you did. 'Cause it's awesome.

Or IHOP:

Stack of Buttermilk Pancakes with strawberry flavored syrup
Nutritional Information: Didn't you read the name? Pancakes with sugary syrup = massive calories. What'd you think?
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I think the thread title and subject, are combining for a solid effort of trying to rile people up. 7/10
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Originally Posted by rdawson808 View Post
Here's what DQ's menu should say

Blizzard
Nutritional Information: It's a fucking Blizzard. Ice Cream with candy and cookies mixed into it. Get it? UNHEALTHY. Still want it? Yeah, I thought you did. 'Cause it's awesome.

Haha awesome, a Cookie Dough blizzard hold the fudge is one of my favorite summertime treats. And yeah even though I eat healthy 90% of the time, I've never looked at the Nutritional Info for a blizzard, I know it's unhealthy I'm eating it because it's god damn delicious.
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Haha awesome, a Cookie Dough blizzard hold the fudge is one of my favorite summertime treats. And yeah even though I eat healthy 90% of the time, I've never looked at the Nutritional Info for a blizzard, I know it's unhealthy I'm eating it because it's god damn delicious.

Just thinking about it makes me drool. I might take a risk on it--and I'm both diabetic and lactose intolerant.

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Outback: Bloomin' Onion Nutritional Info: BACK THE FUCK UP!!! IS THAT A BLOOMIN' ONION?!?!?! You bet your stupid ass it is. It's not just any pile of onion rings you ignorant fuck. This shit clogs veins, arteries, nostrils, anuses, or whatever canals your fucktard ass manages to have. The fuck are you waiting for?? Order it up and die you stupid sack of kangaroo shit.
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why do threads like these have geographic titles?

Canada has these same restaurants too.

And really, if you are eating at Denny's/IHOP you are either wanting your life to be over (senior citizen), your pimp is paying, or you are drunk and not really worried about calories.
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Originally Posted by robbie View Post
why do threads like these have geographic titles? Canada has these same restaurants too. And really, if you are eating at Denny's/IHOP you are either wanting your life to be over (senior citizen), your pimp is paying, or you are drunk and not really worried about calories.
They are great for hangover meals too (not *really* but I always do it regardless). I love the Bloomin' Onion Nutritional info.
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Originally Posted by robertorex View Post
Outback:

Bloomin' Onion
Nutritional Info:

BACK THE FUCK UP!!! IS THAT A BLOOMIN' ONION?!?!?! You bet your stupid ass it is. It's not just any pile of onion rings you ignorant fuck. This shit clogs veins, arteries, nostrils, anuses, or whatever canals your fucktard ass manages to have. The fuck are you waiting for?? Order it up and die you stupid sack of kangaroo shit.

I lolled.
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Originally Posted by robbie View Post

Canada has these same restaurants too.

What the fuck is a "Canada"?
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Originally Posted by Jekyll View Post
What the fuck is a "Canada"?

"I think it's the name of those houses over there."
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Originally Posted by johnapril View Post
I've never eaten in these places, but I thought this was interesting:
You should loosen up a little.
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Originally Posted by dah328 View Post
You should loosen up a little.

JA hangs at OCB. Don't let him fool ya.






*sorry JA, too easy
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