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Lovely lass Danica Patrick became the fastest woman qualifier for the Indy 500 yesterday. She's going to start from the inside of row 2, after turning in the fourth-fastest qualifying time Sunday. Whether you like IndyCar racing or not, you owe yourself a look at this young lady.

Wow, she's like the most perfect woman I've ever seen. I mean she's gorgeous, dresses in leather, drives really fast cars, makes tons of money, probably watches Sports Center 24/7 and likes to shoot pool and drink beer in her down time. Is there anything else a guy could want in a woman?