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post #16 of 30
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Thanks for the advice gentelmen
post #17 of 30
God gives burdens - also shoulders.
post #18 of 30
As Homer once said, "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
post #19 of 30
Next time you go to McDonald's or something, ask for a job application and leave it somewhere he is sure to find it, like on his basement workbench, or underneath his pillow.
post #20 of 30
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Next time you go to McDonald's or something, ask for a job application and leave it somewhere he is sure to find it, like on his basement workbench, or underneath his pillow.

I have heard tell of a maths teacher who would staple such applications to papers which received a failing grade.
post #21 of 30
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I have heard tell of a maths teacher who would staple such applications to papers which received a failing grade.

My friend's math teacher would do that, no shit.
post #22 of 30
don't do the "aren't you gonna find a job yet?" speech for the first few weeks.
post #23 of 30
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bj's might help

exactly what I was thinking
post #24 of 30
"Let's rail some lines and go to a strip club"
post #25 of 30
you could tell him "hey it could be worse you could have aids."
post #26 of 30
Show him this article: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=34682

It's a pretty positive look at unemployment. Use the time productively and I don't mean to find a new job, but a better job. Take that 2 week break you've needed for a few years to get your mind right, use the time to sharpen up the ol' resume, fill out all those grad school apps he's been putting off because he didn't have the time, or even take a GRE/LSTAT (etc...) class he didn't have a chance to do yet!

It's not the end of the world.
post #27 of 30
Uhhh, careful on the LSAT. I did well on that test and all it has gotten me is a year of unemployment and an astronomical debt.
post #28 of 30
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you could tell him "hey it could be worse you could have aids."



hhahaa yea or write him a letter about how things could be worse.



"dear _______________,

don't be so down and out. things could be worse, you could be single.




love,
greenleaflettuce





ps i'm leaving you"
post #29 of 30
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hhahaa yea or write him a letter about how things could be worse.



"dear _______________,

don't be so down and out. things could be worse, you could be single.




love,
greenleaflettuce





ps i'm leaving you"

pps Your dog died too.
post #30 of 30
You can act like a man! What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.
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