1) APC New Standard - 1.5 years old, one dry clean and one wash, platonic perfection. 2) Suede Clark Wallabies - Dirty, messed up, can wear them forever. Makes me feel like a kid...or an 8th grade math teacher. 3) Ralph Lauren Black Label 2 button Suit - Makes me look and feel like a billion bucks. Perfect for dates, meetings or a dinner party...I have one in grey and one in blue, both with a light pinstripe. 4) Ralph Lauren Purple Label 2 button peak lapeled cotton jacket - Makes me feel like landed gentry, bitch! 5) Dior Homme side zip black boots - dressed up with a suit, or down with tight jeans, perfect, understated and expensive...like life should be.