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Hilarious, but they don't really engage with nature enough. anyone?
That's only because we are trying to keep away from overuse of "Brown is for farmer".
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(oscarthewild @ May 11 2005,15:00) Ernest is Ernest (5) Farmer never he become (7) Brown never he wear (5)
I've guessed at your secret identity.  You are Yoda.  Bummer about losing all your Jedi to the Sith and all that.  Much respect.
LOL. koji Failed the farmer have I, wearing brown am not.
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Springtime in Paris Bargains, low euros I find Iowan be mine.
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Springtime in Paris Bargains, low euros I find Iowan be mine.
That's really good. Not at all for farmer.
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Someone should write an epic at the "secret outlets."
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Someone should write an epic at the "secret outlets."
Ha. FIH: re your post: the Horation version of the Haiku at least is not meant to disparage Ernest, but to Praise Him.
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1 troll enflammé 2 mille messages sans valeur 3 paires de bretelles
LOL. Priceless.
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Sur Paris il règne Mesdames messieurs, votre roi Ernest premier. Mini Bonaparte un Waterloo quotidien A quand Austerlitz ? Un seigneur vraiment. Osez-vous le contester ? Etes-vous un fermier ? De marron il rêve De débarasser la ville Sus aux fermiers . Hermès ce dealer essaie de vendre du H sur toutes ses ceintures C'est un fermier, Que dis-je c'est un fermier ? C'est un parisien. Manton porte marron, Ernest porte or et couronne. Fermier, souverain Dans sa dignité Il refuse de travailler Ernest de brailler Ô vision funeste Fat, jadis fat, c'est Ernest Le fuir comme la peste Ici il déboule, Ce diable de Tasmanie, Et plus rien ne reste. Habiles éléphants Parmi la porcelaine Font moins de dégats. Ernest ? badaboum . Gros sabots eus en promo. Etes-vous assurés ? Un seul être vous manque... Ernest ? non, pas lui bien sur. A bas Manpower . Croco mange poisson Maquereau porte croco La boucle est bouclée Al Capone saisi Pour son croco condamné Ernest sans pitié Hé . Elliott Ernesst peausseries alambiquées sans cesse éradique Plus de huit mille mètres ? Cet Ernest est un géant. Pardon ? Everest ? Sur clavier tapote La nuit, en forum papote Dit choses idiotes Que choisir : oui/non Pas l'Europe mais le marron Que choisir : non/non Mathieu
I can't believe how this post has taken off. alchimiste, you're brilliant, but you've got to stop...I'm falling out of my chair.
post #54 of 87
Picky, Dakota Rube, picky. Here is my newest creation under the official "rules": "I Hardly Know Ye" True love will blossom With a girl I have not met. Hope she's milliardaire. And its companion piece, to be written two seasons hence: Love, like leaves, has died. But I have a great lawyer. (AC) I will clean her out.
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(LA Guy @ May 11 2005,15:04)
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Originally Posted by oscarthewild,May 11 2005,15:00
Ernest is Ernest (5) Farmer never he become (7) Brown never he wear (5)
I've guessed at your secret identity. You are Yoda. Bummer about losing all your Jedi to the Sith and all that. Much respect.
LOL. koji Failed the farmer have I, wearing brown am not.
Heh...may the Farmer be with you. Jon.
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Rolex watch pour moi I am Earnestly bourgeois I spit on farmer.
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farmer farmer farm: farmer farmer farmer farm, farmer farmer farm.
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farmer farmer farm: farmer farmer farmer farm, farmer farmer farm.
Nice péguysto-dadaist haiku.
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(faustian bargain @ May 13 2005,13:48) farmer farmer farm: farmer farmer farmer farm, farmer farmer farm.
Nice péguysto-dadaist haiku.
Tristan Tzara would be decidely proud. It shall hang alongside that convulsive beauty of a painting, "Portrait of Journalist Sylvia von Harden" by Otto Dix.
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in the countryside in blue suit white shirt black shoes I'm farmer? Hell No.
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