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post #16 of 29
3/16/09 at 2:33am
Back elbow to the face. Germ warfare is not a joke.
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post #17 of 29
3/16/09 at 2:46am
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Wow, talk about a fucked up world. Thats more like a dick for an eye. Shit.

What, you find my solution to be inadequate? I could take his eyes too, if that's what you are getting at. I was trying to be a nice guy about it.
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post #18 of 29
3/16/09 at 2:49am
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Wow, talk about a fucked up world. Thats more like a dick for an eye. Shit.

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post #19 of 29
3/16/09 at 2:50am
My good friend, while we were in college, was sitting in class when the girl next to him sneezed. Out came a big gross, green lugie that landed on his forearm. he turned and stared at her and she just pretended that nothing happened. He finally got up and left to go wash it off. It was classic comedy movie stuff.
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post #20 of 29
3/16/09 at 1:38pm
No its fine actually. I like violence.
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post #21 of 29
3/16/09 at 1:59pm
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I'm not a very nice person when someone does this to me. I tell them to cover their mouth along with a pile of colorful metaphors to make my point clear.

If that doesn't work a face full of mace is good. At least then they have a valid reason to cough all over everywhere.

Crane - That's too tame! How about:

I won't be pulling a knife, in all likely hood they'll be looking down the barrel of a major caliber handgun. They will be left with exactly two choices. They can turn and run and live another day or make the mistake of continuing their coughing. If they make that mistake my response will be immediate and the 2 rounds to their chest and one in the head will convince them of that.

Now the hard part or so it may seem.....you systematically cut the brachial artery, tendons, and muscles of the cougher's arm following up to the throat and caratoid arteries, across his forehead effectively blinding him and pretty much leaving him dead.

Me get into a lot of fights? Nope, first rule of cough avoidance is being situationally aware of your surroundings and avoiding potential trouble....I have one goal and that is to make every assignment uneventful and boring. No drama means I did my job well. Any other outcome, good, bad or indifferent means there was a failure somewhere which is an unacceptable outcome in my book.

JK, of course - having a little fun w/ the C&P, that's all. I assume Crane was joking about the Mace....
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post #22 of 29
3/16/09 at 5:38pm
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After the first couple of coughs I would simply say, "you may not be so lucky with the next person you do that to", get up, and walk away.

I tried this once with a guy that was road-raging against bikers on me at a stop-light. The ~60 year old redneck proceeded to step out of his truck....and the fun began.
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post #23 of 29
3/16/09 at 9:52pm
this:

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post #24 of 29
3/22/09 at 8:36am
Stick a finger in your throat and vomit on him?
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post #25 of 29
3/22/09 at 10:07am
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I would pretend not to notice. Then, after a moderate amount of time, I would get up and walk away. But not too far away. Keeping the victim in my sights, I would stalk him for a week or two.
I'd take note of his daily routine. I would log and record all relevant information. Then I'd go about destroying his life.

I would bludgeon a homeless person to death, and then throw the corpse in front of this guy's car while he was driving home after a couple of drinks. In a panic, he'd try to hide the body. Maybe he'd try to bury it, or maybe he'd take it down to the coast and dump it off a cliff. Either way, this opens the door into his psyche that I need to pry the madness out of a man.

There would be midnight visits to his house, bloody footprints circling his bed. Things disappearing and reappearing from his house. Dead animals left on his doorstep. Photographs taken of him from inside his home. Booze dumped all over his bed while he's sleeping in it, and a book of matches left on the pillow. I would call and pretend to be a police officer questioning him about a hit and run, just so that I can get him to panic, and maybe flee. All the while I'm watching. Watching and waiting.

When I've had my fun, destroying his life, making him crazy and desperate. Then I will walk right up to him and punch him in the balls and tell him not to cough on people. Laugh maniacally, and then walk away.



Polished and structured, I love it.
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post #26 of 29
3/22/09 at 10:48am
LOL Roma, that was good. No I wouldn't mace them.
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post #27 of 29
3/22/09 at 4:32pm
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Originally Posted by Crane's View Post
I'm not a very nice person when someone does this to me. I tell them to cover their mouth along with a pile of colorful metaphors to make my point clear.


My approach.
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post #28 of 29
3/22/09 at 4:51pm
I had some guy coughing all over the place next to me on a flight from new delhi a while back. really bad coughing. and, no, he wasn't covering his mouth.

I approuched the pursur, and then the pilot, and then the head of the airline office in delhi, demanding that he be taken off the flight as a health risk. while they dind't listen to me, my worries were documented, and they moved him to the other side of the cabin.

I usually just give people who cough on my dirty looks.
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post #29 of 29
3/22/09 at 5:23pm
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Polished and structured, I love it.
Just imagine what I do to people who step on my shoes or cut me off in traffic...
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