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My Stomach, Is It Broken?

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When I jump on a trampoline or do jumping jacks or anything like that, sometimes I hear a weird sort of sloshing sound from my stomach. Am I an alien life form?
post #2 of 14
it's overconsumption of liquid.
post #3 of 14
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it's overconsumption of liquid.

Or semi solid faeces tumbling in his intestines. God. Who do these people ask their weird questions before the internet was invented?
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Thread Starter 
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it's overconsumption of liquid.
But I don't drink that much.
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Or semi solid faeces tumbling in his intestines. God. Who do these people ask their weird questions before the internet was invented?
There were people before the internet?
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Am I an alien life form?
Don't be ridiculous. You're not an alien; you're just hosting one.


post #6 of 14
hahahaha... hell no... its just normal and everyone has that feeling but it is just most of us are not that sensible to sense the thing...
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Don't be ridiculous. You're not an alien; you're just hosting one.



That's one mean boner.
post #8 of 14
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Originally Posted by Jekyll View Post
When I jump on a trampoline or do jumping jacks or anything like that, sometimes I hear a weird sort of sloshing sound from my stomach. Am I an alien life form?

Only little girls jump on trampolines. And only those less than the age of 7.

Jumping jacks is for pussies or Richard Simmon groupies.
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Only little girls jump on trampolines. And only those less than the age of 7.
I beg to differ...
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I beg to differ...

I approve of this post.
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I beg to differ...

thanks Rube for enlightening my mind. This I approve.
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thanks Rube for enlightening my mind. This I approve.
After 4,636 posts...
post #13 of 14
You've just eat much more than the usual...lol
post #14 of 14
Go to the toilet before you trampoline, pretty standard really
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