Possibly even more interesting than Megan's perfectly formed ass are the reaction shots of those around her. I give you exhibit A:
1. If it were actually possible to pinpoint the exact instant when a human being is irreparably crushed, this shot would come closest to capturing the moment. In those downcast eyes is a lifetime's disappointment: unpopularity in high school, the husband's waning attentions, the dissatisfaction before the mirror, the inescapable pull of gravity on the female body. No scorn, only a wistful sorrow. How can you repair a broken soul? 2. "Oh, that cunt
!" Behold, gentlemen, the basilisk's gaze. The low self-esteem angst of a billion twenty-something women is expressed in a single glare by this lifelong second-best. Rage devours her, which she will conquer by devouring ice cream. 3. Gay.