Can't you just imagine the conversation between him and his dad, Seller - "how come you never wear that jacket I bought you for your birthday." Dad, thinking, I don't want to insult my son by telling him I hate it, "ummm, oh yeah, I must have gained some weight recently because that jacket is too small for me." Seller - "but I see you wearing the shirt I got you for Christmas." Dad - "Oh yeah - I guess different manufacturers have different sizes." Seller - "Well if you don't mind, could I take it back. I'm sure it'll be a hit on Ebay." Dad - "Sure - it's too bad it didn't fit" Thinking - "Yeah. Got that crappy jacket out of my closet, now if I can just get my son to get a real job and move out of my house."