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post #46 of 76
Beer, a rare rib eye and potatoes
post #47 of 76
from my point of view we should make a difference here, if you are a primitive man then you should go for anything that makes you stink in any way. anything that makes your farts smell like a vulcano, your shit smell as if you were dead inside, your breath as if maggots and worms were patroling your teeth and your sweat as if you had rolled your body in your own pee like a hoofed animal. which means onions, garlic and beer.
then there is food for not-so-primitive men, that can show everybody how brave you are because it could kill you. like eating 1.000.000 scoville chili peppers dorset naga, sushi with fugo or something you have to fight with your bare arms before you eat raw meat from it.
and then there are men that know how to cook who can make spaghetti taste like the best meal ever by simply using their passion ..
post #48 of 76
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from my point of view we should make a difference here, if you are a primitive man then you should go for anything that makes you stink in any way. anything that makes your farts smell like a vulcano, your shit smell as if you were dead inside, your breath as if maggots and worms were patroling your teeth and your sweat as if you had rolled your body in your own pee like a hoofed animal. which means onions, garlic and beer.
then there is food for not-so-primitive men, that can show everybody how brave you are because it could kill you. like eating 1.000.000 scoville chili peppers dorset naga, sushi with fugo or something you have to fight with your bare arms before you eat raw meat from it.
and then there are men that know how to cook who can make spaghetti taste like the best meal ever by simply using their passion ..

Ugh what is this pretentious crap?

Passion? More like skill.
post #49 of 76
crap? yes, that´s what animals use to mark their territory. and that is the same reason why men like to eat stuff which they know is not healthy, but helps them to show their dominance. rudimental behaviour, as long as you aren´t a creationist, something you might deduce ..
post #50 of 76
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Originally Posted by coldarchon View Post
crap? yes, that´s what animals use to mark their territory. and that is the same reason why men like to eat stuff which they know is not healthy, but helps them to show their dominance. rudimental behaviour, as long as you aren´t a creationist, something you might deduce ..

guessing someone just doesn't get the joke.

p.s.: save all that emo/i am a modern man in touch with my feelings crap for somewhere else.
post #51 of 76
Anything left whole and roasted over an open fire.
post #52 of 76
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Originally Posted by nootje View Post
anything that supposedly involves shortening our lifespan or risk of impending death...

If that's the case, may I propose the Luther Burger?




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Originally Posted by coldarchon View Post
from my point of view we should make a difference here, if you are a primitive man then you should go for anything that makes you stink in any way. anything that makes your farts smell like a vulcano, your shit smell as if you were dead inside, your breath as if maggots and worms were patroling your teeth and your sweat as if you had rolled your body in your own pee like a hoofed animal. which means onions, garlic and beer.
then there is food for not-so-primitive men, that can show everybody how brave you are because it could kill you. like eating 1.000.000 scoville chili peppers dorset naga, sushi with fugo or something you have to fight with your bare arms before you eat raw meat from it.
and then there are men that know how to cook who can make spaghetti taste like the best meal ever by simply using their passion ..

Are you German?
post #53 of 76
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If that's the case, may I propose the Luther Burger?
Luther is CLEARLY taking credit for something that was invented by HOMER!!!!!!!!!!
post #54 of 76
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If that's the case, may I propose the Luther Burger?






Are you German?

This is not manly, its just... gross...
post #55 of 76
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Originally Posted by coldarchon View Post
crap? yes, that´s what animals use to mark their territory. and that is the same reason why men like to eat stuff which they know is not healthy, but helps them to show their dominance. rudimental behaviour, as long as you aren´t a creationist, something you might deduce ..




I'm sorry for being such an animal, I'm going to go to starbucks and pout while drinking a soychailatte, eating a veggie muffin, and playing WoW on my computer.

Is that civilized and modern enough for you?

ugh.
post #56 of 76
Head cheese washed down with schlitz and a shot of canadian club.
post #57 of 76
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Originally Posted by dsgNYC View Post
If that's the case, may I propose the Luther Burger?






Are you German?

the burger, bacon and cheese... YES PLEASE!

the donuts, not so much... as it happens I really dont like anything sweet...
post #58 of 76
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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post


I'm sorry for being such an animal, I'm going to go to starbucks and pout while drinking a soychailatte, eating a veggie muffin, and playing WoW on my computer.

Is that civilized and modern enough for you?

ugh.

Hey, if you're the MT, that's fucking manly!
post #59 of 76
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bacon

/thread
post #60 of 76
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guessing someone just doesn't get the joke.

are you sure? and is your emo-ranting about the content of my post or have you been influenced by my avatar? thx for all the prejudices after I was just stating facts some of you obviously can´t deal with. is that manly too?
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