Originally Posted by dopey
A lesser man would have been too timid to speak truth to power. I salute you.
Actually, this whole critical issue of urine and tailored clothing has had some degree of scholarly treatment on StyleForum. There is literally a gold mine into which one might dive right here on The Forvm.
Some abstracts:p**s stained crotch? Thank Ebay...
"Some yellow clouds of leftover from some incontinent old man."Yellow (?urine/groin sweat) stains on trousers???
. "Like i said i think alot of it comes from old men and prostate problems not being able to get the last shake in."Filene's Basement's urine stain pants
. "The pants has a white lining right between the crotch and that shit was dark yellow."
Careful study will be rewarded.
The true gentleman will, of course, sit to wee wee. This is what Grant and Agnelli did, for example.
It is absolutely a fact that you should pick clothing based on the high likelihood that you will soil it with urine or excrement. Frankly, it is a little known story from the world of editing that Flusser had a whole chapter devoted to this in his first book, a chapter called, "Man and the Crap." "Crap" was changed to "drape" as the book went from galley to press, and the rest is history.
Gentlemen: please...stick to brown and yellow suits. Should you stray from intestinal colors, I warn you: you risk exposure.