or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › Culture › Entertainment, Culture, and Sports › It's good to be Tom Cruise
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

It's good to be Tom Cruise - Page 15

post #211 of 231
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by j
It's quite obvious that they stole an Asian baby, perhaps with some help from the Jolie underground railroad.
Several people have commented that Suri appears half-Asian. Can Tokyo Slim account for his whereabouts 14 months ago?
post #212 of 231
there must've been a mixup at the IVF lab.
post #213 of 231
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser
Several people have commented that Suri appears half-Asian. Can Tokyo Slim account for his whereabouts 14 months ago?


Um... I was not in Katie Holmes' vagina. Other than that, I plead the fifth.
post #214 of 231
Wonder what the secret ingredient was...
post #215 of 231
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
Um... I was not in Katie Holmes' vagina. Other than that, I plead the fifth.

but were you or were you not within the vicinity of the said vagina? please just answer your question with a simple yes or no.
post #216 of 231
Woohoo! It IS good to be Tom Cruise! Now he's running United Artists! http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/sto...11-02-15-34-28
post #217 of 231
Quote:
Originally Posted by acidicboy
but were you or were you not within the vicinity of the said vagina? please just answer your question with a simple yes or no.

define vicinity...

post #218 of 231
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dakota rube
Woohoo! It IS good to be Tom Cruise!

Now he's running United Artists!

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/sto...11-02-15-34-28


ahhh, the conspiracy is clicking into place...
post #219 of 231
so what happened with him working with the Redskins guy?
post #220 of 231
No one has any comment on the TomKat wedding? It appears to have been sponsored by Armani, whose new "hand made to measure" service is as real as Tom's relationship... Apparently the local restaurants started naming meals after the couple -- Mission Indigestible, anyone?
post #221 of 231
can we delete this thread already? PLEASE?
post #222 of 231
Perhaps they'll just go away now. A man has to have some hope.
post #223 of 231
The person who coined "TomKat" should be shot. I will do it myself.
post #224 of 231
Thread Starter 
I am looking forward to the relea-- I mean unauthorized leak, of the wedding-night video.
post #225 of 231
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser
I am looking forward to the relea-- I mean unauthorized leak, of the wedding-night video.

Ewww. She just had a kid. Besides, who actually believes they had sex. It doesn't seem that Cruise will be confused with Rubirosa.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
Styleforum › Forums › Culture › Entertainment, Culture, and Sports › It's good to be Tom Cruise