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Funny Line(s) from Rupert Everett interview

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Rupert has an upcoming Broadway stint and is searching for an aprtment....

'Outside the building, a co-broker waited. He was a young man in a long black coat that was, to put it plainly, filthy, covered with lint and short white hairs. “Are you having chemotherapy, or is that a dog?” Everett asked, deadpan, as we got into the elevator. The co-broker half-laughed; he didn’t seem to know what Everett was talking about. The apartment was very large, decorated atrociously, with oversize paintings and sculptures.

After a quick walk-through, Everett said, “Thank you very much, it’s lovely,” before turning to go. The co-broker pressed him for a decision. “It’s not my kind of design, to be honest,” he said. “Very nice space, though.” We left him behind and got into the elevator. “Did you see his shoes?” Everett fumed. “I think a Realtor should have good shoes, especially in this climate.”'

Here's the whole thing: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/22/ma...1&ref=magazine
post #2 of 11
He should move in with his co-star Angela Lansbury. That's what I would do.
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COnne - I don't think he's f#cking woman anymore, so you'd better be ready....
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COnne - I don't think he's f#cking woman anymore, so you'd better be ready....
He's gay? I didn't know that (seriously). Never seemed too fruity.
post #5 of 11
Awesome article. In case I have not made it clear, I think he's great--one of the most quotable celebs around.

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He's gay? I didn't know that (seriously). Never seemed too fruity.

I can't begin to imagine what you would consider 'too fruity'.
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He's gay? I didn't know that (seriously). Never seemed too fruity.

Conne, Conne, Conne....Read the article! Even I, arguably the worlds' least celebrity-aware person, know he's gay....
post #7 of 11
I have something difficult to tell you about Elton John as well...
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I have something difficult to tell you about Elton John as well...

Damn, him too? At least we'll still have memories of Liberace's wonderful manliness to get by.
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Damn, him too? At least we'll still have memories of Liberace's wonderful manliness to get by.

And on the forum, GQg33k is an icon of heterosexuality.
post #10 of 11
Next you're going to say my boyhood hero Clay Aiken is a homo.
post #11 of 11
Conne, your gaydar is so far off, you still seem to think YOU are straight.
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