Originally Posted by randallr
Vox, you seem like you were in the same predicament. I mean my middle name is Joseph but I ain't rocking no scruff.
I am perplexed by your situation since a small wang should make you less intimidating in that department. My advice is not to start with anything larger, like a finger. Stick with the wang and pretend to miss.
Originally Posted by kaxixi
I get the sense Vox could talk his way into the Virgin Mary's asshole.
Good thing that Protestants don't have to confess.
Originally Posted by iammatt
There were very few good girls at my school. What is wrong with you people?
Freshman year. Post Pill. Pre herpes. Pre AIDS. It was like the last really good year.