Wonderful job Alan!!
That generated a lot of lols and chuckles. I do second you maintaining your Guest Editor-ship if Vox agrees

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dv3 
Alan, overall nice job.
However, I don't understand the logic behind calling an above the knee overcoat a cocktail dress. It is just as accurate to call a longer overcoat a "long dress" as it is to call an above the knee overcoat a "cocktail dress." Perhaps ridiculous is a a better word than accurate.
I prefer above the knee because I believe they look much better on a younger gentleman such as myself, but perhaps I lean more towards modern cuts.
Analysis-paralysis maybe dv3?
I think its a joke - nothing more, nothing less ... you are overthinking the joke ... lol.
Edit: looks like Alan beat me to it.