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Tardek 
The best way to get a woman is to ask your mother to call her mother. They will discuss the mutual benefits to be had for your families by your union, and will organise one or two supervised dates. Afterwards, you may be entitled to hold each other's hand once or twice, at which point a date for your wedding will be announced.
A couple of months later your family will receive a handsome dowry and you will be provided with a marital home, where you will immediately move to. This will be close to both of your parents so that they can continue to provide guidance on such issues as house finances and how to maximise the chances of falling pregnant. Shortly afterwards your new wife will fall pregnant and you will have your first child. If it is a boy you will have fulfilled your purpose, but you will continue to procreate to provide the best chance of continuing your family line. If it is a girl you will hide your disappointment, pretend that you still love your wife, and take a mistress.
Also, your mother will teach your wife how to be the ideal wife, by training her how to cook, clean and have dinner ready when you get home from a long day's work. Your social activity will be interacting with other newlyweds who couldn't get any on their own and had to have their parents set them up and watching movies where the hero and heroine run around trees and sing meaningless love songs.
With your friends, you will discuss the virtues of this type of a marriage, how the divorce rate is high in Western society and how Western society is a bad influence on the institution of family, before you go off to your mistress.