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post #61 of 75
you and your friend are losers.
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you and your friend are losers.
He and his friends are losers. This forum needs some fucking emergency de-creepification.
post #63 of 75
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Originally Posted by nordicstyle View Post

BTW, do you have have a boyfriend?

I choose not to answer that.

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Originally Posted by XenoX101 View Post
So you ask 1 girl out a week? One of my friends asks out about 50 girls every week, me personally, about 15 a week, I think its obvious that you would do better to actually make a connection before asking them out somewhere.

Wow, that seems like a lot.... I'd hate to be the girl finding out I was another one of the 59 girls asked out that month.
post #64 of 75
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Wow, that seems like a lot.... I'd hate to be the girl finding out I was another one of the 59 girls asked out that month.

Women are more interested in knowing how many other women you actually went out with (though not necessarily at the same time as you are asking her). This shows other women find you somewhat interesting, as opposed to how many you asked out and how many times you were turned down (they ASSUME this means you "can't get a woman").

Women think that if other women are interested in you, there must be a reason for it and if other women are NOT interested in you, there must be a reason for it...
post #65 of 75
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Originally Posted by Nepsa View Post
I choose not to answer that.

I'll take that as a no (and the question was meant as a joke...)
post #66 of 75
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Originally Posted by mkarim View Post
Women think that if other women are interested in you, there must be a reason for it and if other women are NOT interested in you, there must be a reason for it...

Ironically, one of the best ways to get a woman's attention is to already have a woman's attention.
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post #68 of 75
The best way to get a woman is to ask your mother to call her mother. They will discuss the mutual benefits to be had for your families by your union, and will organise one or two supervised dates. Afterwards, you may be entitled to hold each other's hand once or twice, at which point a date for your wedding will be announced.

A couple of months later your family will receive a handsome dowry and you will be provided with a marital home, where you will immediately move to. This will be close to both of your parents so that they can continue to provide guidance on such issues as house finances and how to maximise the chances of falling pregnant. Shortly afterwards your new wife will fall pregnant and you will have your first child. If it is a boy you will have fulfilled your purpose, but you will continue to procreate to provide the best chance of continuing your family line. If it is a girl you will hide your disappointment, pretend that you still love your wife, and take a mistress.
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I think you just completed this thread.
post #70 of 75
What of taking calculus and asking, numbers for, girls ?
post #71 of 75
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The best way to get a woman is to ask your mother to call her mother. They will discuss the mutual benefits to be had for your families by your union, and will organise one or two supervised dates. Afterwards, you may be entitled to hold each other's hand once or twice, at which point a date for your wedding will be announced.

A couple of months later your family will receive a handsome dowry and you will be provided with a marital home, where you will immediately move to. This will be close to both of your parents so that they can continue to provide guidance on such issues as house finances and how to maximise the chances of falling pregnant. Shortly afterwards your new wife will fall pregnant and you will have your first child. If it is a boy you will have fulfilled your purpose, but you will continue to procreate to provide the best chance of continuing your family line. If it is a girl you will hide your disappointment, pretend that you still love your wife, and take a mistress.

Finally a more practical suggestion.
post #72 of 75
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Originally Posted by Tardek View Post
The best way to get a woman is to ask your mother to call her mother. They will discuss the mutual benefits to be had for your families by your union, and will organise one or two supervised dates. Afterwards, you may be entitled to hold each other's hand once or twice, at which point a date for your wedding will be announced.

A couple of months later your family will receive a handsome dowry and you will be provided with a marital home, where you will immediately move to. This will be close to both of your parents so that they can continue to provide guidance on such issues as house finances and how to maximise the chances of falling pregnant. Shortly afterwards your new wife will fall pregnant and you will have your first child. If it is a boy you will have fulfilled your purpose, but you will continue to procreate to provide the best chance of continuing your family line. If it is a girl you will hide your disappointment, pretend that you still love your wife, and take a mistress.

post #73 of 75
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Originally Posted by Tardek View Post
The best way to get a woman is to ask your mother to call her mother. They will discuss the mutual benefits to be had for your families by your union, and will organise one or two supervised dates. Afterwards, you may be entitled to hold each other's hand once or twice, at which point a date for your wedding will be announced.

A couple of months later your family will receive a handsome dowry and you will be provided with a marital home, where you will immediately move to. This will be close to both of your parents so that they can continue to provide guidance on such issues as house finances and how to maximise the chances of falling pregnant. Shortly afterwards your new wife will fall pregnant and you will have your first child. If it is a boy you will have fulfilled your purpose, but you will continue to procreate to provide the best chance of continuing your family line. If it is a girl you will hide your disappointment, pretend that you still love your wife, and take a mistress.

Also, your mother will teach your wife how to be the ideal wife, by training her how to cook, clean and have dinner ready when you get home from a long day's work. Your social activity will be interacting with other newlyweds who couldn't get any on their own and had to have their parents set them up and watching movies where the hero and heroine run around trees and sing meaningless love songs.

With your friends, you will discuss the virtues of this type of a marriage, how the divorce rate is high in Western society and how Western society is a bad influence on the institution of family, before you go off to your mistress.
post #74 of 75
A quick tip... in the search bar of facebook if you search for "phonebook" it will have all the numbers! so need to ask!
post #75 of 75
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Originally Posted by texas_jack View Post
I ask for girls numbers when they're flirting with me and I think I have a chance. Them being single is implied.

Bingo. We have a winner.
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