I have a friend who was doing yoga while smoking a joint. He was in some pose and started coughing - then he felt an intense pain and looked down to see his scrotum full of intestine. This freaked him out so much that he passed out - alone in the house except for his 3 year-old son. When he woke up, his son was crying beside him.
He got onto the computer to look up what he had, so he decided that the best thing to do was get into his inversion machine/rack, turn upside down to let gravity help, and started squeezing his intestines out of his nutsack and back into his abdominal cavity. He then cut a Nerf football in half and sewed it to an ACE wrap - this was his device to wrap around to keep the intestines pushed back in so it could heal up.
True story.