Chris Brown assaults Rihanna, looking at 9 years

Where's it say 9 years?

I wonder what a hot chick like that could have said to get punched in the face?

Sad state of affairs. I was rooting for them. My thoughts go out to her -- more than usual.

Strange way to look at it

That bastard, assualting my celebrity crush! I hope some big rapper dude kicks his face in.

Leave it to her big brother, Jay-Z. He'll take care of things.

What an idiot.

She's hawt and no he's never tapping that again.

Idiot.

It says he BIT her.

WTF?!

Why am I the first to comment on this? Hitting is bad enough, but biting?!

^ she probably put her hand on his mouth and he bit her, something inane like that.

These 2 are just kids (19,20 yrs old), I can't stand how kids just don't understand the big picture sometimes. Jesus, you don't like each other? stay away from each other. Your life isn't a movie, you aren't destined to have to work it out.

I feel sorry for chris, already lost the Doublemint sponsorship. damn. While it might not be politically correct, i would much rather take a punch in the face than a hit to my career. He must be feeling very stupid. Still though, he definitely won't get 9 years.

She does look scrumptious! Is there general consensus that R. Kelly came back from his peeing incident? If so then I'm sure CB can come back from this.

Her umbrella is now for the loneliest number.

I dont feel sorry for him at all. He is a low class thug who punches women in the face. The biting thing cant be described as low class. Its just bizarre and creepy. A man biting someone? Thats the kind of visceral weirdness you would expect of a Ted Bundy type.