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What's your sexual orientation?

Piobaire

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Originally Posted by Chouse
Also (probably more importantly on this forum): if you are about the same size as your same-sex partner it doubles your wardrobe /jerry seinfeld


83% straight and 17% gay here.


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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
^Yeah, it's obviously a test that has easily read-through suspicious flaws based on a lot of social factors. Nevertheless, it's still interesting just for sparking a discussion or a follow-up to why's thread.

I wouldn't take any percentage it tells you as anything indicative except of the way you self-report yourself. For example, it requires a sense of honestly that a lot of people don't have. Would a closet-case report ANYTHING about "homosexual?" Doubtful. He could play with the results such that even though he loves cocks, he still comes out "99% straight."




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110% straight, as I expected.

Q.E.D
 

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Originally Posted by randallr
Do you hate this 17% of you? I think your little penis accounts for at least 1% of it, with 100% of it being gay.

?? Dunno where this is coming from exactly.

Full points for the kindergarden double though - gay joke and small penis joke in one post. The creativity on display is staggering.
 

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Originally Posted by Douglas
?? Dunno where this is coming from exactly.
Don't worry; I don't think he does, either.
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I think he just wanted to make a puerile gay joke and yours got chosen as the victim.
 

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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
Don't worry; I don't think he does, either.
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I think he just wanted to make a puerile gay joke and yours got chosen as the victim.


It was mainly in response to your sexual thoughts thread. I was just kidding with you, but Edmorel thinks you have a small penis. I'm 100% straight but Ed and Rach wish I was the opposite.
 

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According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 86% straight and 14% gay.

In subjective terms, this means you are predominantly heterosexual; only incidentally homosexual.

The only answers of mine that weren't hetero was socializing. I don't know how that makes me a little bit gay, and it seems like what defines gay and straight are a bit stupid. In fact, to get some of the high "straight" numbers some of you claim, you'd probably have to say that you hate hanging around girls and that everyone in your life is a man, so you're either lying or you're just a closet ****.

In any case, I couldn't care less. I've never had the desire to do anything sexually with a man, but I do like straight Appreciation that obviously involves a dude and a girl. I'm also not one of those people who goes out of their way to prove their heterosexuality. American society is still in many ways shockingly homophobic, and we've seen over and over that the people most violently opposed to homosexuality are the most likely to be homos themselves (frat/hockey guys... far right Senators).
 

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Originally Posted by SField
According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 86% straight and 14% gay.

In subjective terms, this means you are predominantly heterosexual; only incidentally homosexual.

The only answers of mine that weren't hetero was socializing. I don't know how that makes me a little bit gay, and it seems like what defines gay and straight are a bit stupid. In fact, to get some of the high "straight" numbers some of you claim, you'd probably have to say that you hate hanging around girls and that everyone in your life is a man, so you're either lying or you're just a closet ****.


I've always thought there was a wee bit of **** in you.
 

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And Rach, like you claim that no man is 100% straight there is no way you are 100% gay. Some part of you must like the MoD.
 

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Originally Posted by randallr
And Rach, like you claim that no man is 100% straight there is no way you are 100% gay. Some part of you must like the MoD.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.p...33&postcount=6 And, as we said, this test is not actually indicative of attractions; the percentage gets skewed also by associations. It's an overall bogus test, but just an interesting way to spark discussion. It does little more than reiterate that sexuality is complicated and that no "grid" or test will ever really even come close.
 

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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
I'm currently formulating a "Prof Fab Mollusk Revulsion Grid," which will show the percentage of a man's aversion to the Decrepitudinous Gash.
This could be interesting.

Originally Posted by edmorel
96 and 4. It makes me hard just thinking about that much masculinity in me. (lets see who makes the best joke.......)
Has GQg33k pirated your username?
 

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Originally Posted by randallr
I've always thought there was a wee bit of **** in you.

Yea it appears that there is. Pretty much everyone who knows me is aware of my love for women and that I'm pretty much exclusively hetero, but that being said, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I'm not easily embarassed or go out of my way to conform to what is the average straight american male. If there's a dick in a movie I don't contort myself into a knot and scream loudly that it is just horrible and that I'll die if I see another second of it. If I see two dudes making out I don't projectile vomit and yell "faggots". I can see those things and not be bothered. I know that they don't appeal to me so I'm not threatened by them. People who go out of their way to not appear homosexual are usually virgins or guys with limited experience who have actually seen way more dicks in person (be in any locker room on a sports team) than they have vaginas.
 

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Originally Posted by SField
According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 86% straight and 14% gay.

American society is still in many ways shockingly homophobic, and we've seen over and over that the people most violently opposed to homosexuality are the most likely to be homos themselves (frat/hockey guys... far right Senators).


Wait what hockey guys are gay? I only know of one that was outed. I would like to know about more.
 

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According to the Klein Sexual Orientation Grid, you are 89% straight and 11% gay.

In subjective terms, this means you are predominantly heterosexual; only incidentally homosexual.
 

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Originally Posted by SField
In any case, I couldn't care less. I've never had the desire to do anything sexually with a man, but I do like straight Appreciation that obviously involves a dude and a girl. I'm also not one of those people who goes out of their way to prove their heterosexuality. American society is still in many ways shockingly homophobic, and we've seen over and over that the people most violently opposed to homosexuality are the most likely to be homos themselves (frat/hockey guys... far right Senators).

Since when did hockey = American society?

I agree with what you're saying though. The vetting process for Obama's cabinet picks amply demonstrate this theory.
 

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Originally Posted by Piobaire
Since when did hockey = American society?

I agree with what you're saying though. The vetting process for Obama's cabinet picks amply demonstrate this theory.


Ever since the best hockey league is in the US, you reject all things about your motherland except hockey. Lol
 

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